♠ Three | video
[ For this month, Sho has gotten a part on that famous show G.I. Thor, The Patriotic Galactic Hero to make ends meet. Of course the director had a few ideas about what role Sho was perfect for. Sho on the other hand did not think so and had been hiding under a table until one of the stage hands found him and dragged him out. There was some loud cursing but after a few minutes, out shuffles Sho, in his new role as Cho the flower girl. Cue Sho's annoyance at this. ]
If that asshole touches me, I'm gonna nut him.
[ The purple-skinned alien playing the part of G.I. Thor's leader Thud Thudthorson smiles and tries to be nice. ] Don't worry, Sridexil the Despoiler won't hurt you, miss.
It's not him I'm talking about.
[ Cue the alien scratching his head. Sho crosses his arms over his chest and glares at him, and continues to glare as the alien looks at a thick script and reads his lines. ] Cho! Are you safe?
What the hell does it look like?
[ The alien sighs and attempts a few more lines. ] Don't worry, we'll get him. Please tell us what you remember.
[ Sho decides to play along. Sort of. ] He's that guy in a rubber mask that farts. Can't miss him from all the green clouds he leaves behind.
[ The alien makes a face. ] Miss, that is not your line.
Do I look like the type to faint?
But...
This is so fucking stupid. Where the hell are the explosions? The blood? The flying alien parts?
[ The alien puts the script aside and takes out a pair of glasses made for six eyes and puts them on. ] You're not a girl.
Great. What a bunch of fucking geniuses. Give me that. [ Takes the script and hits the alien over the head with it. ] Now, this is what we will do. First you get me the script writer and then you go to your room and study the lines. Then we'll try this again.
[ The alien actor runs off and Sho sighs and sits down on a crate. After a second he scratches his leg. ] This thing itches... And where's that fucking Guide? Shit, don't tell me it's -
[ Feed ends suddenly as said Guide gets the hint and turns itself off. ]
If that asshole touches me, I'm gonna nut him.
[ The purple-skinned alien playing the part of G.I. Thor's leader Thud Thudthorson smiles and tries to be nice. ] Don't worry, Sridexil the Despoiler won't hurt you, miss.
It's not him I'm talking about.
[ Cue the alien scratching his head. Sho crosses his arms over his chest and glares at him, and continues to glare as the alien looks at a thick script and reads his lines. ] Cho! Are you safe?
What the hell does it look like?
[ The alien sighs and attempts a few more lines. ] Don't worry, we'll get him. Please tell us what you remember.
[ Sho decides to play along. Sort of. ] He's that guy in a rubber mask that farts. Can't miss him from all the green clouds he leaves behind.
[ The alien makes a face. ] Miss, that is not your line.
Do I look like the type to faint?
But...
This is so fucking stupid. Where the hell are the explosions? The blood? The flying alien parts?
[ The alien puts the script aside and takes out a pair of glasses made for six eyes and puts them on. ] You're not a girl.
Great. What a bunch of fucking geniuses. Give me that. [ Takes the script and hits the alien over the head with it. ] Now, this is what we will do. First you get me the script writer and then you go to your room and study the lines. Then we'll try this again.
[ The alien actor runs off and Sho sighs and sits down on a crate. After a second he scratches his leg. ] This thing itches... And where's that fucking Guide? Shit, don't tell me it's -
[ Feed ends suddenly as said Guide gets the hint and turns itself off. ]