[Video] 6 Bowties: I Was Not Expecting This!

[tweedlord]

[Hey, citizens of the Thor, remember waaaay back when Yoruichi was delivering sex bombs? Well, guess who got one?

If you're guessing this guy here, you'd be right.

And as it happens, he opened it, thinking the golden thing was just a glorified Glade product. Well, he was wrong. He has been mysteriously plagued by people trying to win his affections

Comments

[withoutnobody]

...Yeah. They do that sometimes. The weird human fetishist ones.

[seems like he's had experience with thisjfksdanddla]

Did that one have tentacles?

[tweedlord]

They'd better find a human to...fetishize on, then.

[He's blaming this on the fact that he looks twenty six.]

Not that I could see. But, to be fair, I wasn't looking too far.

[withoutnobody]

A tentacle one popped out of some cake at a ball. It was... uhh.

[tries to find the most polite (AND DISNEY) word]

...Jiggly.

[tweedlord]

Jiggly. Interesting word to use for a tentacle-y alien popping out of a cake.

[withoutnobody]

"Scantily-clad"?

[it was a strippercake.]

[tweedlord]

[The mun realizes. The Muse, of course, doesn't.]

...Oh. Oooh, that kind of cake. I see. [Jiggly indeed.]

[withoutnobody]

Not my idea.

[tweedlord]

Why were you there in the first place, again?

[withoutnobody]

It was a ship-wide gathering for refugees.

[tweedlord]

Ah. Right.

And they provided...that?

[withoutnobody]

Another refugee did.

[tweedlord]

I suppose to each their own, then, I wouldn't be one to judge.

[Though...]

Sounded like a lively party, I'll give it that.

[withoutnobody]

I judged. I judged very harshly.

...I think that was the same party I came crashing through the ceiling at.

[tweedlord]

Well, people do that.

And you came crashing through the ceiling. Lovely. Actually, no, not lovely. That must have hurt a bit.

[withoutnobody]

...Yeahhh, it hurt a little. But I got something of a bonus for reporting weaknesses in the ship.

[tweedlord]

[Sorry, he finds that a bit funny. He'll be trying to hide a smile.]

That's good enough, isn't it? Certainly a way to make an entrance.