[Video feed begins, looking up at Katt Monroe in a very... awkward position. The camera is placed at her feet, looking straight up at Katt, tied to an... 8-bit ladder. Um.]
...Whew. It turned on...
[Katt nudges the Guide with her foot, angling it so
that a big pixelized Gorilla, three times her side, can be seen standing beside her in what appears to be a construction zone. He is holding a barrel, ready to chuck it at anyone who approaches them.]
You digusting ape! I'll claw your eyes out when I get out of this!
[The big, dumb, pixelizated gorilla just looks at her blankly, scratches his armpit, and climbs down the iron bars to protect his 'princess.'
She kicks the Guide back over to her, her ears going a bit flat.]
...Oh, how embarrassing...
[She frowns at the Guide, looking almost apologetic.]
...Falco? It was an accident this time, I promise.
[She struggles, hissing under her breath, trying to wiggle herself out of the ropes.]
C-Come on, boys! Show me some Chivalry! You can't just leave a pretty girl like this!
[Well, Katt is stuck in the original Donkey Kong. Someone want to help her get out?]