Hey, muggles in this tiny video box thing?
I never know if this stupid thing is working. Alright, so uh. Say I had a pretty big problem.
A HUGE problem, in fact. That involves a thief, a
bulbous black blob that I swear was grinning as it tried to mow me down, and...because of said thief I may or may not be lacking in proper equipment to just shrink the bloody thing and kick it aside.
May or may not. I mean, I'm James Potter, I'm equipped very properly for everything.
But just in case. How do you demand a giant black bulbous black grinning evil...thing give you back what it's taken? If, of course, this were to happen. Huge if. Hu--
[Somewhere off screen there's a loud explosion that sounds a bit like cannon fire that cuts him off, and the guide is simply dragged along, the video swinging in a rather nauseous fashion (à la the Blair Witch Project), as James goes running. Guess it wasn't so iffy after all?]