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[video] -- and this could be the end of everything though

May 30, 2011 04:22

[ the feed opens to a certain well-dressed teen who may or may not be familiar to some of you. He's looking at the feed very calmly and seriously. ]

If any member of New Directions or their family members are present on this ship, I would be extremely grateful if you could find a way to contact me. Dad, Finn, Carole, Blaine-- really, I'd even ( Read more... )

kurt hummel, rachel berry

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[VIDEO] 11ady May 30 2011, 08:24:03 UTC

New to the ship, I assume?

[VIDEO] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 08:26:07 UTC

[a kind of small, fake and condescending smile goes here]

Whatever gave it away?

Re: [VIDEO] 11ady May 30 2011, 08:29:04 UTC

Simply seeking confirmation. Assumptions are dangerous things especially considering the nature of improbability aboard.

Seems introductions should be in order then. I'm Lady Une. Might I ask your name in return, sir? Perhaps supply the name of your friend as well?

Re: [VIDEO] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 08:31:38 UTC

Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry, respectively.

If it's not too much to ask, do you have any ... concrete information regarding the situation? I find it all a bit hard to believe.

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action forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:24:31 UTC

[ WALKING OFF

NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN ]

action forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 08:27:43 UTC

[she's going to make him walk after her, isn't she.

uuuugh. Does, speed walking to catch up. Ha ha, he has longer legs than you.]

Rachel, now is not the time for another of your dramatic walk-outs.

action forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:31:37 UTC

[ screw you and your longer legs, Hummel! ]

I'm sorry, I'm not exactly used to the planet blowing up or-- that has got to be some sort of prank, right? There's no way that... I mean, are we on Punk'd?

action forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 08:35:30 UTC

If we are, I don't care if this is live television or that I'm not usually an advocator of violence, I am punching whoever thought up of this.

[huffs, then carefully rearranges his bangs]

Look, this isn't exactly something either of us are used to. I'm... sorry if I offended you, but your dramatics sincerely aren't helping my nerves here.

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[ video ] napnotwork May 30 2011, 08:30:44 UTC

[ well how about I just ignore that little display there ]

I haven't ran into any of those people, but I haven't been here long myself.

[ video ] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:34:33 UTC

[ everyone does, after a while... ]

How long have you been here then? A day or two?

Re: [ video ] napnotwork May 30 2011, 08:36:07 UTC

About two weeks.

Re: [ video ] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:42:13 UTC

Two whole weeks? You can't be serious.

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[Video] vesperiaftw May 30 2011, 08:33:37 UTC

Hey, Kurt. Long time no see.

[Video] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:36:49 UTC

... You know Kurt?

[ but all his friends are either in Glee club or from Dalton and you are neither. ]

[Video] vesperiaftw May 30 2011, 08:39:58 UTC

Sure. For awhile now - until he disappeared, of course.

[Video] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:43:25 UTC

How is that possible? I think he would have told us if he suddenly went on vacation to a spaceship.

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[Video] happiestberry May 30 2011, 08:37:59 UTC

... Kurt?

Kurt-chan?

IT'S YOU! IT REALLY IS YOU ISN'T IT!

[Video] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:40:06 UTC

[ WHERE IS KURT GETTING ALL THESE FRIENDS?????

just. stares at the screen. ]

[Video] happiestberry May 30 2011, 08:40:49 UTC

[ Stares back for a moment ]

...!

Oh! Hello, miss!

[Video] forgoodromance May 30 2011, 08:44:11 UTC

Uh, hi.

Are you a friend of Kurt's, too?

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