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May 28, 2011 00:37

[The camera opens onto a view of a grumpy looking mushroom-like creature toddling across the floor. And then the camera pans up so that the line of four goombas toddling behind it can be seen. A moment later, whoever is holding the camera starts running toward the first goomba--]

HIYA!

[--and jumps on it at an angle so that it flies back and ( Read more... )

maxine "max" gibson

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// action itsnotzura May 28 2011, 06:06:26 UTC

[right on cue]

[roped up, being carried along in front of you on the back a bunch of goombas]

[in a pretty pink dress]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 29 2011, 01:59:33 UTC

[for a moment, Max just stares]

[because seriously, who knew those mushrooms could carry someone?]

[but hey, someone has to rescue the princess!]

Oi! You lot! Drop her!

Re: // action itsnotzura May 29 2011, 02:44:40 UTC

It's --

[the goombas sense impending doom]

[they hustle on faster, and the poor princess is bumped along quite uncomfortably]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 29 2011, 03:38:25 UTC

[the goombas' short legs are no match for Max's longer ones and she quickly catches up with the princess-nappers]

I said, drop her.

[and Max delivers a swift kick to the tail goomba, sending it flying into the ones in front of it]

Re: // action itsnotzura May 29 2011, 03:48:42 UTC

[GOOMBA COLLAPSE]

[the princess just nose dived into the dirt]

Mmmmf -- !

[one braver goomba stays behind while the others flee in confusion]

[it is the captain of the goombas]

[it has a small cigar, and intends to nudge the princess back to the castle prison all by itself if it goddamn well must]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 29 2011, 04:30:42 UTC

[Max glares at the lone goomba]

[and then holds up a little fireball]

I'd run along too, if I were you.

Re: // action itsnotzura May 29 2011, 05:46:53 UTC

[the goomba lights its cigar on the fireball]

[its eyes say, bring it, bitch]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 29 2011, 06:53:03 UTC

[Max holds up a second, larger, fireball]

[it's roasted mushroom for dinner, her eyes say]

Re: // action itsnotzura May 30 2011, 01:57:08 UTC

[GOOMBA TO THE FACE]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 30 2011, 06:38:41 UTC

WHOA!

[Max brings her hands up to protect her head, the flames in her hands flaring up as she falls smack on her ass]

Re: // action itsnotzura May 30 2011, 19:06:32 UTC

[TSSSSHH]

[fried mushroom 8( ]

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 31 2011, 01:39:57 UTC

[Max uncovers her head and looks the toasted goomba over as it crumbles away. Well... she had warned it...]

Hey, miss, are you okay?

[time to see how the princess is doing]

Re: // action itsnotzura May 31 2011, 03:12:01 UTC

[slowly shuffles up into a sitting position]

[wriggles in the ropes]

It's not miss, it's Katsura.

[shift shift awkwardly trying to use his leg to push the ropes down]

[hope you're not getting flashed]

Ah... thank you for your aid. I cannot believe I fell for such a rudimentary trick -- !

Re: // action neverbeenhad May 31 2011, 08:03:26 UTC

...

You're a guy.

[yeah, Max can't believe he got captured by goombas either]

Sorry.

[tries untying the ropes, but damn for fingerless mushrooms... they sure know how to tie good knots]

Re: // action itsnotzura May 31 2011, 18:34:58 UTC

It's not a guy, it's Katsura. You do not have to apologise, a true warrior knows it is no crime to accept help from others!

[wiggles around in a quite un-warrior like fashion]

Or scissors. Ah, if you could please reach inside my bustle?

Re: // action neverbeenhad June 2 2011, 00:43:16 UTC

Right. Katsura. I'm Max.

[trying to get her fingernails into the knots is not easy with the wiggling]

Inside your... oh no. I'm not reaching up anyone's skirt.

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