[video]
[The feed comes on to an extreme close-up of Barry's face.]
Hello all! This is your babelfish distributor Barry the Chopper speaking. Now, alot of people have been reluctant to put the fish in their ears. Now, my boss told me that I should explain the benefits of the babelfish, and why having one is absolutely necessary. However, I came up with a better idea. I'm going to give you a brief demonstration of what happens if you don't have a fish in your ear.
[He puts the guide down on a table with an apple and an orange.]
Now, let's pretend that this apple is me, and this orange is someone without a fish in their ear.
[He suddenly pulls a glass figurine of a swan out of his poncho and begins screaming hysterically.]
AND THIS PRICELESS ANTIQUE SWAN FIGURINE REPRESENTS THE S.S. THOR!!!
[With that, he whips around, and HURLS the swan against a wall, causing it to shatter into a million pieces. He then grabs the guide, brings it right up to his face. He is shaking it vigorously and screaming at the top of his imaginary lungs.]
PUT THE FISH IN YOUR EAR!! OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
[With more shaking, he sets the guide down. Then he immediately calms down and holds up the apple and orange and takes on a disturbingly cheery disposition.]
Now who wants a free apple and orange?
Hello all! This is your babelfish distributor Barry the Chopper speaking. Now, alot of people have been reluctant to put the fish in their ears. Now, my boss told me that I should explain the benefits of the babelfish, and why having one is absolutely necessary. However, I came up with a better idea. I'm going to give you a brief demonstration of what happens if you don't have a fish in your ear.
[He puts the guide down on a table with an apple and an orange.]
Now, let's pretend that this apple is me, and this orange is someone without a fish in their ear.
[He suddenly pulls a glass figurine of a swan out of his poncho and begins screaming hysterically.]
AND THIS PRICELESS ANTIQUE SWAN FIGURINE REPRESENTS THE S.S. THOR!!!
[With that, he whips around, and HURLS the swan against a wall, causing it to shatter into a million pieces. He then grabs the guide, brings it right up to his face. He is shaking it vigorously and screaming at the top of his imaginary lungs.]
PUT THE FISH IN YOUR EAR!! OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
[With more shaking, he sets the guide down. Then he immediately calms down and holds up the apple and orange and takes on a disturbingly cheery disposition.]
Now who wants a free apple and orange?