"And that's when I decided I should probably just kill myself." | [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
[The video begins with the sound of metal hitting metal, with the camera suddenly snapping on--whether it's spite on the Guide's end or a brief malfunction from being slammed is up to interpretation]
[The area seems to be a bathroom of sorts, and an angry elf-analogue Duende can be heard ranting and raving away towards the side]
[To himself]
[He's not crazy, honest]
I told them I couldn't swim! But no, it's absolutely hysterical to 'watch the new guy flail around' while he tries not to die.
The sooner we leave that forsaken planet, the better. And they'd better pay me extra for emotional duress.
[He finally steps somewhat into view, his entire torso bare, except for his neck, which is covered in a fastened cloth]
[And then, his head enters while he rummages for his glasses, on the shelf beside the Guide]
[He still doesn't notice the camera is on. If he did, he most definitely wouldn't have let anyone see the GIANT BLUE AFRO ON HIS HEAD. The very same one he's inspecting right now]
Ugh… I should have known the wax would wash out. I hope nobody--
[Remus pauses, sensing something amiss, and slowly turns his head.
To stare straight at the camera]
[PRETTY MUCH LIKE THIS]
…
……
………
HOOOOWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
[AND THE GUIDE IS THROWN TO THE FLOOR]
[Vidya be off]
[The area seems to be a bathroom of sorts, and an angry elf-analogue Duende can be heard ranting and raving away towards the side]
[To himself]
[He's not crazy, honest]
I told them I couldn't swim! But no, it's absolutely hysterical to 'watch the new guy flail around' while he tries not to die.
The sooner we leave that forsaken planet, the better. And they'd better pay me extra for emotional duress.
[He finally steps somewhat into view, his entire torso bare, except for his neck, which is covered in a fastened cloth]
[And then, his head enters while he rummages for his glasses, on the shelf beside the Guide]
[He still doesn't notice the camera is on. If he did, he most definitely wouldn't have let anyone see the GIANT BLUE AFRO ON HIS HEAD. The very same one he's inspecting right now]
Ugh… I should have known the wax would wash out. I hope nobody--
[Remus pauses, sensing something amiss, and slowly turns his head.
To stare straight at the camera]
[PRETTY MUCH LIKE THIS]
…
……
………
HOOOOWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
[AND THE GUIDE IS THROWN TO THE FLOOR]
[Vidya be off]