Dallas Reynolds | Text

[b119]

I got a full night's sleep last night. No nightmares, no lying awake until three and waking up at four, just... a peaceful night's sleep.

I think something's wrong with me.

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[nicotine_patch]

its that you piss in the horses mouth

or w/e

[b119]

...What.

[nicotine_patch]

"DONT PISS IN THE HORSES MOUTH ON YOUR BIRTHDAY"

wait

fuck i cant remember it but the point is why you bitchin about awesomeshit

[b119]

...Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, dude.

My conscience shouldn't be letting me sleep. I don't exactly like the implication here, that's the problem.

[nicotine_patch]

yea ok

guilty conscience ? what about

[b119]

Oh, you know, being a murdering bastard will do that to a guy.

[nicotine_patch]

no way the total best sons of bitches sleep the soundest !

i guess the lesson here is
dont kill nobody if your gonna regret it

or maybe i dont know
take ambien

[b119]

Thanks, that would have been fantastic advice, like, two months ago, dude.

[nicotine_patch]

i aint no time travelin fuckup godfairy ok

[nicotine_patch]

give a guy a break !

[b119]

Of course not. Just a regular fairy.

[nicotine_patch]

thatd be you w/ your nightmares & bullshit

i sleep like a angel
(on a bed of tits SHUT UP ASSLOVER)

[nicotine_patch]

whyd you kill em

[b119]

If I had a valid reason, then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

[nicotine_patch]

you could plenty people think they got it all squared away & then theyre pissin their pants everytime they pass somebody on the street who looks lke the guy they done in only not at all really theyre just paranoid

shit some people dont even need no reasons

[b119]

That's because some people are sociopaths. This does not make it okay.