008 Respect Points || Video

[whosyour_rikku]

All righty, guys, I've got a bone to pick with this ship.  [Yes, she's pointing at all of you!]  I've been noticing a little bit of an emotional down-shift from everyone the past couple weeks or so and I think it sucks that people've been victimized by the Big S Word:  sadness.

So, what is Little Miss Rikku gonna do about that, you ask?  Well, Bob,

Comments

[angel_tan]

My, what poor manners~!

[whosyour_rikku]

Which one?

[angel_tan]

Both of them, of course~! How inconsiderate to ask for permission first!

[whosyour_rikku]

It's a good thing he doesn't have bullet-firing pointer fingers or he might've actually done some damage.

[angel_tan]

[Byakuran laughs.]

Do places like that have people to clean up? I've never been to an ice cream store~ [Lies. He totally has.]

[whosyour_rikku]

I've never worked in one, but I can't believe they don't. 'Cause dude, this could've turned into an all-out ice cream show-down! Imagine how sticky everything could've gotten!

[angel_tan]

[Well, he was more thinking of miscellaneous forms of gore, but, ice cream works, too~] Would it be sticky while they were fighting, though, or only after?

[whosyour_rikku]

The split of a split second the ice cream takes its course. That's when things get sticky.

[angel_tan]

But what if the ice cream on that world is slimy? Then wouldn't it be when things get slimy~?

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[whosyour_rikku]

Wanna know what'd be even worse?

[whosyour_rikku]

If the ice cream was radioactive.

[angel_tan]

[Have a laugh. 'Cause that's what Byakurans do~] That would make the story much more interesting~<3

[whosyour_rikku]

And they'd have to be wearing, like, totally badass spacesuits to keep themselves from getting hurt. Except the little cowboy. He didn't need one because he could create invisible force-fields using his mind!

[angel_tan]

Ah~? Since when could he create force fields~? [Not that he shouldn't. Byakuran definitely endorses the use of force fields in stories of all kinds~]

[whosyour_rikku]

Since he was abducted by warlock aliens and they gave him the power to create 'em. D'uh.

[angel_tan]

Of course! [For whatever reason, this actually makes sense to him.] That's also why he wanted to shoot people in the first place--secret alien warlock agendas~