Ghosts are only real if you choose to believe // VIDEO
[the video feed clicks on to show Gintoki holding it eye-level]
[his face is bone-white and he looks, for lack of a better word, fucking terrified]
Oi. Oi oi oi. Oi, Pattsuan. Where are you? Where've you been?
Look, this is turning into a problem. I don't know what you did or who you talked to. Was it a witch? It was a witch, wasn't it? Why did you take a job from a witch? Or was it a gypsy? Do we know any gypsies? That lady who came to us about the missing dog food seemed pretty suspicious. She left happy, right? She didn't subtly smear our door in the blood of innocents and curse us, right?!
Right, right. I didn't think so. But you know what, Pattsuan? I really can't think of any other explanation for what has been going on. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not scared -- hahahahaha, haha, me, scared? Noo, never. Absolutely not. Now, I'm not scared. But Riku, you know, he's very delicate. It comes with the silver hair. So, I think it's best if you get home right now and we can just sit down and--
[and behind Gintoki, the toilet flushes and the bathroom door swings open, revealing --]
[no one]
[and Gintoki looks just about ready to piss himself]
Did you see that? Did you see that?! That wasn't just me! I wasn't-- that wasn't-- YOU ALL SAW THAT, RIGHT? RIGHT?!
SHINPACHI, GET HOME AND FIX THIS RIGHT NOW, BEFORE--
[the noren curtain covering the doorway to the kitchen flutters, making it fairly obvious that someone walked through it]
[and the kitchen faucet starts running]
SHINPACHIIIIIIIIIIII!
[his face is bone-white and he looks, for lack of a better word, fucking terrified]
Oi. Oi oi oi. Oi, Pattsuan. Where are you? Where've you been?
Look, this is turning into a problem. I don't know what you did or who you talked to. Was it a witch? It was a witch, wasn't it? Why did you take a job from a witch? Or was it a gypsy? Do we know any gypsies? That lady who came to us about the missing dog food seemed pretty suspicious. She left happy, right? She didn't subtly smear our door in the blood of innocents and curse us, right?!
Right, right. I didn't think so. But you know what, Pattsuan? I really can't think of any other explanation for what has been going on. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not scared -- hahahahaha, haha, me, scared? Noo, never. Absolutely not. Now, I'm not scared. But Riku, you know, he's very delicate. It comes with the silver hair. So, I think it's best if you get home right now and we can just sit down and--
[and behind Gintoki, the toilet flushes and the bathroom door swings open, revealing --]
[no one]
[and Gintoki looks just about ready to piss himself]
Did you see that? Did you see that?! That wasn't just me! I wasn't-- that wasn't-- YOU ALL SAW THAT, RIGHT? RIGHT?!
SHINPACHI, GET HOME AND FIX THIS RIGHT NOW, BEFORE--
[the noren curtain covering the doorway to the kitchen flutters, making it fairly obvious that someone walked through it]
[and the kitchen faucet starts running]
SHINPACHIIIIIIIIIIII!