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This is too easy.
[ Two fingers hold up a cat origami in front of the camera. There might or might not be a huge pile of failed attempts, somewhere. But it won't be showed on the network come hell or high water, so it doesn't matter, right? ]
Is it possible to take more than two 'missions' each month?
[ What's the second mission she's signed up for, you ask?
It becomes clear soon, when she finally removes the origami from the camera, showing she must be sitting down, legs crossed, guide balanced on a knee, a bored and slightly irritated expression on her face.
But that's not all, when she tilts the camera a bit you might notice she has a cute tiger cub in her lap, that gives the camera a sleepy yawn.
(Suì-Fēng might be possibly maybe whispering to it. That, or it's just a windy day. Or maybe she's really whispering to it, and so what? Don't you talk to your felines, too? Woe is you, you should start.)
Anyway, the cute moment ends soon and rather brutally, too, when Suì-Fēng holds up something that vaguely resembles a dead rabbit with a pair of tongs and lets it hang right over the cub's head.
Before you can blink not only is the rabbit gone, but the tongs are too.
At least Suì-Fēng has learned enough during the last week and knew better than to hold on to those, so her left hand is safe. ]
Too easy. [ She repeats. ] Is every job this dull? I haven't trained hard in the last hundred years for something so trivial.
[ Two fingers hold up a cat origami in front of the camera. There might or might not be a huge pile of failed attempts, somewhere. But it won't be showed on the network come hell or high water, so it doesn't matter, right? ]
Is it possible to take more than two 'missions' each month?
[ What's the second mission she's signed up for, you ask?
It becomes clear soon, when she finally removes the origami from the camera, showing she must be sitting down, legs crossed, guide balanced on a knee, a bored and slightly irritated expression on her face.
But that's not all, when she tilts the camera a bit you might notice she has a cute tiger cub in her lap, that gives the camera a sleepy yawn.
(Suì-Fēng might be possibly maybe whispering to it. That, or it's just a windy day. Or maybe she's really whispering to it, and so what? Don't you talk to your felines, too? Woe is you, you should start.)
Anyway, the cute moment ends soon and rather brutally, too, when Suì-Fēng holds up something that vaguely resembles a dead rabbit with a pair of tongs and lets it hang right over the cub's head.
Before you can blink not only is the rabbit gone, but the tongs are too.
At least Suì-Fēng has learned enough during the last week and knew better than to hold on to those, so her left hand is safe. ]
Too easy. [ She repeats. ] Is every job this dull? I haven't trained hard in the last hundred years for something so trivial.