† Twenty-Sixth Audio

[wingsofsilver]

Ding-dong, the bitch is gone.

[Someone, clearly, is in an awesome mood.]

Comments

[Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

...Huh. First time I've seen someone happy that someone left. Who was it?

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

Aphrodite.

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

Really? She's gone?

[The enthusiasm in his voice is apparent.]

That's... Well, much as I want to say it's bad news and that many will miss her, I can't say I will.

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

No, I'm just so fucking happy for no reason.

Her name's off the refugee list.

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

Huh. That'll be the end of her shenanigans, then. Seriously, fuck the Greek pantheon.

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

[And now for some unclassy irony-] Amen.

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

Indeed. No more sudden genderswapping or being turned into animals. The Drive provides enough of that in itself.

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

What, you mean you didn't think that was fun? [Hello sarcasm, nice to see you creeping back.]

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

[Sarcasm begets more sarcasm.]

Yes, in fact. I found it to be positively enjoyable explaining to everyone why I had two X chromosomes.

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

Don't you find it interesting how everyone immediately noticed the breasts?

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

Yeah...

I tried binding them to prevent it, but that... didn't work well.

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

I could've told you that.

Re: [Voice]

[apathetic_seal]

You tried it too? Hm.

I still don't know how some women deal with them...

Re: [Voice]

[wingsofsilver]

In the first month.

Fuck if I know.