008 || MESSAGES IN BOTTLES ARE SELDOM FOUND || VOICE
Ahahaha, Mutsuuu? I saw one of our ships in the hangar.
Told you to have a little faith, hahah!
Where are you? It must be that you're waiting to throw me a surprise rescue party! Ahah!
[ooc; and now to pass out because SO TIRED, just getting this up here so I don't miss this event]
Told you to have a little faith, hahah!
Where are you? It must be that you're waiting to throw me a surprise rescue party! Ahah!
[ooc; and now to pass out because SO TIRED, just getting this up here so I don't miss this event]
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So, I guess my place, not yours! Hahah!
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[oh, it appears that someone has used an override code to open the hatch and get onto the ship]
[thirty seconds later, Mutsu's boot slams into the wood and rice paper door, cracking the frame]
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[Meaning, when she kicks down the door, he is in the middle of putting on a codpiece over his pants.]
[His dick's life still flashes before his eyes.]
... Ahahahah! I didn't have time to put out the welcome mat! It must be that you're so happy to see me, you had to use the override code!
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[when she's got him cornered with his back against the wall, her gazes meets his, steady and unyielding as she reaches out and gently plucks the codpiece from his shaking fingers, ignoring his nervous laughter]
[and before he can make a crack about certain peoples' hands in certain areas, the codpiece clatters to the floor, the bottom of her right boot pressed against 'certain areas' instead, her eyes narrowing as she leans her weight into her bent knee]
[Enma himself couldn't invoke more fury in his voice than she is when she finally speaks]
What. Have. You. Done.
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Her attack connects, and he hunches over slightly, vomiting up some sake and noodles that he instantly has to swallow or risk blowing chunks all over Mutsu and then receiving even more pain.
When he speaks, his laugh and voice are several octaves higher-pitched than usual.]
D-Done? Ahah... hahah...
P-Probably urinated blood...
Hahah... hahahahah... Mutsu! Stick your foot somewhere else, ah? Maybe a trash compactor? Hahah!
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How about I stick something of yours in a trash compactor instead? Your call, really. I'm willing to do whatever gets your attention and keeps it, Boss.
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Ah? Well, my bed is over there!
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[her ankle rotates a twisting, purposeful grind against very sensitive skin]
You shouldn't be giving me ideas on where to hide a body at the moment. Your energy would be better spent, in my humble opinion, sir, telling me why the fuck we were boarded by the S. S. Sif just moments after my last transmission to you.
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A distraught smile, but a smile nonetheless.]
... Is that what happened?
[That kind of makes a little sense, but he does sound honestly confused. Their transmission had ended abruptly, and then she was somehow HERE. Now to attempt an explanation...]
... Luck? Hahah!
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No. 'Luck' would be a situation similar to one like you being on the S. S. Sif and being dumped back onto the Kaientai flagship. In this situation, I didn't have to waste precious time and energy hunting you down, and we aren't separated from the crew in uncharted areas of space!
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Separated? Hahah, but at least we're together!
It must be that they're mounting a rescue attempt as we speak, Mutsuuuuu!
Speaking of rescue, hahah, we might need to call the emergency number! I think my **** is broken... ahahah... can I cry now?
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This ship can travel through wormholes, which our ships cannot do. We have absolutely no way to reach them. Is there something about this that confuses you, Boss? Something you're not getting?
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[SQUIRMS]
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It'd be really nice if we could sit down or something though, ahaha... I might need some sake. A lot.
[His smile is more like a cringe.]
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