twentieth case // [video + text]

[undeadsidekick]

[Hi, Thor.

Hi, Sif.

Have a grainy video clearly taken from a rooftop or someplace else up high. If you're familiar enough with the comm number, or just the costume, you might recognize the Red Hood in his standard biker jacket/domino mask get up. He doesn't look particularly please. Nope not at all.]If you're from Gotham or the surrounding

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[fouryearnap]

Do I still have to do roll call, or can we assume you've got this down?

Loving the retro look, by the way.

[undeadsidekick]

Sure. You, me and Dick A are ostensibly from the same universe. Judging by the 5 birds thing and my "retro" look, I'm gonna bet the timelines are fucked. Also, you didn't react to Dick in the cowl. Congratulations, girl-Robin, you might have an advantage here. Don't let it get to your head.

Please tell me I don't end up in a goddamn cape.

[fouryearnap]

Sounds like it to me. I'll try not to flaunt my infinite knowledge of your future.

Let's just say you should stick with the biker look as long as possible.

[undeadsidekick]

Infinite? You get bit by a radioactive precog meta or something?

... Yeah that's not ominous.

[fouryearnap]

That would fall under telling you about the future.

Use this as an opportunity to save yourself from fashion disaster!

[undeadsidekick]

Both of those statements are moot. When/if you get wormholed back, you lose your memories from here. I'm gonna assume it works the same way on whatever stupid ship you got sucked into.

But basically what that means is this, my destiny -- fashion or otherwise -- is unavoidable, no matter what you tell me. So shoot.

[fouryearnap]

You spoil everything. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Picture a shiny red tampon in pink spandex. And a cape.

[undeadsidekick]

You don't want me to make a joke out of that.

... The fuck.

[fouryearnap]

That's why I did it for you!

Yeeeeeeeeeah.

[undeadsidekick]

No. I mean the one that immediately came to mind would make Dick blush.

I lost a bet. Yeah, we're gonna go with that one.

[fouryearnap]

Oh. Guess it's better off you don't, then. I've got a delicate mind, after all.

I hope so.

[undeadsidekick]

Everyone's mind is delicate compared to his.

I don't know, but what you're describing is pretty awful. The again, you could just be screwing with me.

[fouryearnap]

There's no way he really thinks like that about all those girls. He'd never have time for anything else.

So long as this conversation inspires you to change your wicked ways, I don't care what you think about it.

[undeadsidekick]

Let's hope he has time for medical treatment.

Again, wormholes, memory, etc. You replacements aren't so quick on the uptake, are you.

[fouryearnap]

You've seen him after fights and things and you still think he can just go to any old sex clinic? Prrrrobably not gonna happen.

Well if you're going to be like that, why bother talking at all?

[undeadsidekick]

It'd make for some fucking amazing tabloid press if he did. I can see the headlines now Wayne Heir Diagnosed with Chlamydia. Only there'd be a pun somewhere in there. Probably something implying he likes it rough, too.

Curiosity. That and it's bad for the heart to just have you all showing up. Don't want Bruce up and dying on me.