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Third Calibration | [VIDEO]

Apr 27, 2011 23:20

...Well, may as well give it a shot.

[He stands at attention... well, as much as you can in an itty bitty screen like that]

Commander Shepard, if you're out there, give me a call, yeah?

I know you're not about to let something like galaxy death get you, so I'm gonna start looking for you here.

On that note, if there's anyone from the Normandy ( Read more... )

garrus vakarian, !fourth wall boarding

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video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 03:44:16 UTC

What can I say? I'm hard to kill.

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 03:47:23 UTC

[OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE AWKWARD]

...

Have we met...?

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 03:49:02 UTC

[HAHAH OH YOU'RE USED TO A SHEP WITH LESS DICK EH]

... Hey, I know I'm late, but that's no way to treat an old friend, is it?

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 03:51:00 UTC

[AND LESS BEARD YUP]

[CLEARLY THIS HUMAN IS NOT SHEPARD, WHO IS A WOMAN, AND THEREFORE MUST BE PART OF THE NORMANDY CREW]

Sorry, but you're gonna have to help me out here. I didn't really have a chance to memorize the crew.

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 03:53:26 UTC

[HOPEFULLY YOU DIDN'T BONE FEM!SHIP. THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS EVEN MORE AWKWARD.]

I think you've been looking down a sniper scope for way too long, Garrus.

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 03:55:28 UTC

[NO. NO HE DID NOT. ...THANKFULLY JDKSLfsd]

[THAT earns him a bit of a scowl... not that it's easy to tell since turians are always scowling, but you get the point]

Maybe it'd help if I heard a name, then.

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 03:58:15 UTC

[Yeah, scowl? You'll always be ugly, bro.]

[Okay. We'll play along.]

Shepard.

Commander Shepard.

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 04:01:19 UTC

[YOU WANNA GO? COME AT ME, BRO. COME AT ME.]

Funny.

Now who are you?

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 04:04:55 UTC

[DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR TURIAN ASS PAST THE NEXT MASS RELAY.]

Hey, you want to grab my birth certificate? Be my guest.

Actually, N7 might not like you poking around official documents.

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 04:07:32 UTC

[WELL, YOU WERE PRETTY MUCH GONNA DO THAT ANYWAY SO BRING IT ON]

I'm pretty sure any Alliance related documents were destroyed along with the galaxy.

So answer my question-- who are you, and why are you using Shepard's name?

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 04:12:44 UTC

Good point.

[Goddammit, Garrus. Don't you ever get sarcasm.]

Probably because it's my name. You know, parents gave it to me.

The rank, I earned.

Re: video rocketfaced April 28 2011, 04:18:40 UTC

[NO. TURIANS DON'T LIKE SARCASM.]

[OR THE COLD]

Human biology isn't exactly my strong suit, but I'm pretty sure your voice is a couple of octaves too low to be Shepard's.

Try again.

Re: video fightforthelost April 28 2011, 20:38:49 UTC

If you're trying to get me to sing soprano, it's not going to work, Garrus.

Able to interface your omni-tool with the Guide yet? I could send you some info.

Re: video rocketfaced April 29 2011, 01:54:31 UTC

I'm not about to trust digital information. It's too easily doctored.

[But he's seen stranger things, and all of this talk about alternate universes and timelines...]

After the mercenary incident on Omega, what was the first thing you said to me when we returned to the Normandy?

Re: video fightforthelost April 29 2011, 02:42:21 UTC

[Well, you asked for it, Garrus.]

Lot's happened since then, but I'm pretty sure we talked about that ugly face of yours and how it didn't improve any thanks to that little incident.

Re: video rocketfaced April 29 2011, 03:27:47 UTC

[Hmmm... BUT JACOB WAS IN THAT ROOM B(]

What is the name of my sister?

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