[Voice] Three Bowties: Elevator Disenfectant?

[tweedlord]

[The feed turns on, and almost right away there is a sigh. But the Doctor soon collects himself, and begins to speak, sounding very tired.]

First of all, I very much did want to go on the planet. I mean, it's a planet. You can't just expect anyone to ignore a big, dangerous-sounding planet that isn't even the right shape.

[Now he's slightly annoyed,

Comments

[whosyour_rikku]

Ew, lame job!

[tweedlord]

Lame as they come, as far as I'm concerned.

[whosyour_rikku]

Would they be able to tell if you just... stopped?

[tweedlord]

You know, probably not.

voice.

[alwaysaspy]

...disenfecting elevators?

voice. I just realized I spelled this wrong.

[tweedlord]

Yes. Disinfecting elevators.

voice. i did too!

[alwaysaspy]

That doesn't sound like a job. More like a punishment for breaking a rule or something.

voice.

[tweedlord]

No. Actual job.

But because it's an actual job, at least I'm getting paid. Not much, but it's something.

[HE MADE UP FOR HIS FEZ, HA]

[video]

[whatsolarsystem]

You'll find there are quite a few of those jobs here. The dull ones, I mean.

[video]

[tweedlord]

[The Doctor looks slightly ruffled, having shed his tweed jacket (but not the bow-tie, of course).]

I suppose they're necessary. To maintain something like this. But they ought to have robots or something do them. Or at least the ones that are like this one.

[video]

[whatsolarsystem]

[Sherlock just gives a huff.]

Boring. But you're right concerning that they should let the robots do all the mundane tasks; reduce the chances of a refugee being signed up for something completely mind-numbing.

[video]

[tweedlord]

Boring is right. And I'm guessing this happens often?

[Audio]

[eatprettyhearts]

The jobs, a lot of them are like this.

[...or worse. That's how it always goes, right?]

[Audio]

[tweedlord]

[How the real world works, but it's not like he lives there or anything.]

Maybe next time I'll be so lucky as to get something mildly interesting.

[Audio]

[eatprettyhearts]

[You're a Mad Man with a Box after all, right?]

That's a lot of luck you're asking for.

[Audio]

[tweedlord]

[Definitely a mad man with a box.]

I'm good with luck, well, most of the time. In certain situations.

[worldturnsshiny]

At least it's just a borin' one, stead of somethin' like to kill you.

Why not go to the planet then, though?

[tweedlord]

Yes, I suppose, but that would be exciting at the very least.

[worldturnsshiny]

Sometimes a job's just not worth that kinda effort. Tai ma fan le!

[fancy space Chinese = too troublesome :|b]

[tweedlord]

Somebody has to do it, don't they? Well, actually, those somebodies should be robots or something.