{{ BANG BANG shoot em up yah }} video + text

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ahem

Comments

[apathetic_seal]

Well, that's certainly an... interesting color weapon. I'll pass, though. Not so much the color as the fact that I don't use pistols.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

You don't have the use it~! The Moe Mo-MOI-ro Handheld is not only a pistol, but also makes an excellent mantle decoration~!

[apathetic_seal]

I'd rather have an Smith & Wesson .500 on my mantle than a Glock.

Or a pair of Irish claymores.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...Oh?

What do those ones look like?

[apathetic_seal]

The largest-calibur handgun ever made back home. Only pistol worth hanging somewhere.

[Hey look it's a picture to go with it.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...But that doesn't look like it would fit anywhere on your person, let alone in a holster!

[apathetic_seal]

You just have a big holster.

Still, I don't plan on ever using any sort of handgun.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

But, why not? You might need it - to protect yourself!

...Unless you're, like, a superhero. But even they don't want to go all out all the time!

[apathetic_seal]

I've got other ways to do that. I don't need a gun.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[wait.]

...Does that mean you're a superhero?

[apathetic_seal]

...Not really. I can do things normal humans can't, but I don't go running around in costumes or anything like that.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[headtilt.]

What can you do?

[apathetic_seal]

That depends. Do you really want to see?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[how bad can it be?]

Why, yes! I'm curious now~!

[apathetic_seal]

Well, if you insist...

[He sets the Guide down and backs up to get a wider shot of him. He then draws what looks like a gun from a holster at his side, raising it to his head.]

Persona!

[A shot is fired, and Orpheus Telos appears out of a flourish of blue shards, hovering over Minato. He plays a chord on his lyre before disappearing.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[she watches with interest for a while. but when he puts the gun to his head, something drops out of her stomach.]

Hey, wait - don't -

[and she screams when he pulls the trigger, eyes wide and hands rushing to her face to cover her mouth. oh my god he just killed himself - my god he just committed suicide! he just SHOT HIMSELF! and - something weird is appearing. she can't help but stare, mouth still open and fingers quivering.]

[...but hey. the thingy looks harmless, and the instrument didn't produce a BAD sound... and he vanished.]

H - hey. A - are you - please wake up! I didn't mean you should s - shoot yourself!