[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]- 2
[The video feed comes on with a sudden jolt, as if the recording button had been smacked on by the sudden impact with the ground. The image bounces once or twice, before finally settling onto the ground at a rather skewed angle. If you tilt your head far enough, you can see a figure in a rather familiar green uniform, surrounded by some menacing looking aliens.]
Alright, sweet cheeks, you got some papers to show us or what?
Sweet cheeks? Look, I know your species must have smaller brains than ours, so I'm gonna be nice and tell you this once. Today is not the day you wanna piss me off. So go take your imaginary papers and shove 'em up one of your multiple assholes.
[... wait a moment, is that voice a little...higher? And a bit more feminine?
...nah, it must be your imagination.]
Ahahahaha, you're a feisty one, aren'tcha darlin'? We just wanna see some I.D, and we'll let you pass. You can do that for us, can't you?
Call me darlin' again, and I'm gonna embed my fist ten feet down whatever breathing tube you have, pal.
Isn't she a riot? Like a cute lil' thing like you could actually--
[WHAM. There goes one of the aliens, flying across the room, and landing with a rather painful sounding THWUMP in front of the guide on the floor, a rapidly darkening bruise spreading across his broken features]
You were saying...?
!!
YOU BITCH--!
[The remaining aliens rush towards the green clad figure, intent on combat. Unfortunately for the viewers, the knocked out alien on the floor is obscuring most of the action, but from the sounds of cracking bones and multiple crashes, there's no doubt it's a blood-boiling, all-out brawl.
After a couple of minutes of commotion, however, the noise eventually dies down, save for the pained groans from the aliens scattered about the room and the sounds of footsteps coming closer to the guide.]
Tch', how the hell do girls even fight like this, anyway? Feels like my freakin' chest got pulled in fifty different directions...
[The bruised alien is kicked away from sight and the feed lifts up, guide finally being picked up off the ground. The face that peers into the screen looks a lot like Yusuke, but...somehow, his features are softer, more feminine, despite retaining a bit of their boyishness.]
...huh. This was on?
[[TL;DR-- YUSUKE GOT HIT WITH DITE'S CURSE OH NOES. Naturally he's...not too happy about it, along with everything else that has happened recently, so cranky Yusuke is gonna be cranky :(b He just finished kicking some Purist ass, so feel free to action it up by witnessing it or hearing the commotion or wtfever \O__o/
also tags will be preeeeetty slow thanks to work/sleep/etc, so JUST A HEADS UP]]
Alright, sweet cheeks, you got some papers to show us or what?
Sweet cheeks? Look, I know your species must have smaller brains than ours, so I'm gonna be nice and tell you this once. Today is not the day you wanna piss me off. So go take your imaginary papers and shove 'em up one of your multiple assholes.
[... wait a moment, is that voice a little...higher? And a bit more feminine?
...nah, it must be your imagination.]
Ahahahaha, you're a feisty one, aren'tcha darlin'? We just wanna see some I.D, and we'll let you pass. You can do that for us, can't you?
Call me darlin' again, and I'm gonna embed my fist ten feet down whatever breathing tube you have, pal.
Isn't she a riot? Like a cute lil' thing like you could actually--
[WHAM. There goes one of the aliens, flying across the room, and landing with a rather painful sounding THWUMP in front of the guide on the floor, a rapidly darkening bruise spreading across his broken features]
You were saying...?
!!
YOU BITCH--!
[The remaining aliens rush towards the green clad figure, intent on combat. Unfortunately for the viewers, the knocked out alien on the floor is obscuring most of the action, but from the sounds of cracking bones and multiple crashes, there's no doubt it's a blood-boiling, all-out brawl.
After a couple of minutes of commotion, however, the noise eventually dies down, save for the pained groans from the aliens scattered about the room and the sounds of footsteps coming closer to the guide.]
Tch', how the hell do girls even fight like this, anyway? Feels like my freakin' chest got pulled in fifty different directions...
[The bruised alien is kicked away from sight and the feed lifts up, guide finally being picked up off the ground. The face that peers into the screen looks a lot like Yusuke, but...somehow, his features are softer, more feminine, despite retaining a bit of their boyishness.]
...huh. This was on?
[[TL;DR-- YUSUKE GOT HIT WITH DITE'S CURSE OH NOES. Naturally he's...not too happy about it, along with everything else that has happened recently, so cranky Yusuke is gonna be cranky :(b He just finished kicking some Purist ass, so feel free to action it up by witnessing it or hearing the commotion or wtfever \O__o/
also tags will be preeeeetty slow thanks to work/sleep/etc, so JUST A HEADS UP]]