three → video/action
[I hope all you people of the food court are paying attention, because your favorite Idol has a publicity performance today. You can tell that the set list was her manager's pick, as they’re all cheesy pop songs about space, save for the closing song. To anybody who knows Haruhi, it's also pretty clear that she's only acting the part of an idol.]
Hey, everybody! That means all of you in this food court. I want your undivided attention. And to the people watching my broadcast on the guide, turn up the volume and listen.
I need my popularity ratings to shoot through the ceiling! A 539% approval rating, at least. So, if you see survey aliens around, then you really should give positive feedback. But if you’re in the hoverboard business, then forget about the surveys and come see me about a sponsorship immediately~ [wink! She was pissed off when she accidentally signed up for job, but now she's having a bit too much fun with the whole idol persona. Before she can cause any more trouble, a giant blob of a creature slides onto the makeshift stage and takes over the microphone.]
Haru Haru is taking a break, but don't worry, yeah. She will be signing autographs and taking pictures, so you'll want to go over and give lots of love to my company’s Idol, yeah? She’ll also be doing a Q&A session, so send her lots of questions, yeah. Her guide will be on for all of lunch break, which means there’s a very good chance Haru Haru will answer your question, yeah!
[As the manager slides away to take a real lunch break, Haruhi doesn’t look to pleased about the interruption of her break or about being called Haru Haru. Oh well. She settles herself at a table, then looks into her guide with her idol persona re-activated. She's ready to meet her adoring fans.]
Hey, everybody! That means all of you in this food court. I want your undivided attention. And to the people watching my broadcast on the guide, turn up the volume and listen.
I need my popularity ratings to shoot through the ceiling! A 539% approval rating, at least. So, if you see survey aliens around, then you really should give positive feedback. But if you’re in the hoverboard business, then forget about the surveys and come see me about a sponsorship immediately~ [wink! She was pissed off when she accidentally signed up for job, but now she's having a bit too much fun with the whole idol persona. Before she can cause any more trouble, a giant blob of a creature slides onto the makeshift stage and takes over the microphone.]
Haru Haru is taking a break, but don't worry, yeah. She will be signing autographs and taking pictures, so you'll want to go over and give lots of love to my company’s Idol, yeah? She’ll also be doing a Q&A session, so send her lots of questions, yeah. Her guide will be on for all of lunch break, which means there’s a very good chance Haru Haru will answer your question, yeah!
[As the manager slides away to take a real lunch break, Haruhi doesn’t look to pleased about the interruption of her break or about being called Haru Haru. Oh well. She settles herself at a table, then looks into her guide with her idol persona re-activated. She's ready to meet her adoring fans.]