[ The feed cuts on to a pair of purple eyes, then blurs as someone jerks it away. ]
Oi! Gimme that.
No, I think it's--
[ And now please be blinded by a shiny head. ]
I think it's working fine, and I told you that we should use my guide--
It's workin'.
Oh. Well then. Is it broadcasting? Wait! I'm not ready--
Captain, Lieutenant. If you see this message--
Anyone who can see this message, please call back.
[ The one with hair flashes a smile and presses send! ]