1st Pesterlog // [Text]

[maid_of_fthulu]

*Today you have a simple and fast text message popping up. Its message is very brief:*

Skaia.

Alternatively, tell me about your world. What is it like? What is it's views of technology? Lastly, do you believe in magic?

((OOC: From this point on I'm going to have Rose text in her normal font (she has no typing quirk) please let me know if this

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[megamagicpower]

[Okay, she takes offense to that last question.]

Are you kidding? I don't think I could run a Magic Guild if I didn't believe in magic!

Perma-[text] for now o/

[maid_of_fthulu]

A Magic Guild you say?
Interesting.
What does one do in such an establishment?

[megamagicpower]

It's such a pain that no one here has ever heard of it. I should print up flyers... >:I

Anyway! The Magic Guild of Vane was one of the oldest and most respected establishments on Lunar, dedicated to learning and applying the art of magic. Apprentice magicians would enroll in our school, and grow into powerful wizards. It also maintained the largest library on the planet, and protected the people of the world and the goddess Althena herself from danger. And everything in between, from selling brand-name magic items to telling fortunes on Black Rose Street...

[maid_of_fthulu]

Up until that last sentence it sounded like a reputable institution.
Now it just sounds dubious.

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[flytoreadorfly]

[Oh, hey, he remembers talking to you that one time about Dave!]

oH, yOU'RE THAT, sNOOTY HUMAN GIRL THAT, gETS BOSSED AROUND BY THE DAVE HUMAN,

[maid_of_fthulu]

oH YES i REMEMBER YOU TOO.
Your trolling session with him went well, I presume?

[flytoreadorfly]

yES, i THINK i WOULD CALL IT A SUCCESS, cONSIDERING THAT,
hAHAHAAA, i TOTALLY DESTROYED HIM WITH MY, sICK BURNS,
hE DIDN'T EVEN, hAVE THE WORDS TO RESPOND TO MY ILL RHYMES,

[maid_of_fthulu]

You must have gotten him good.
He was so burned that he never spoke of it with me.
I do believe a hearty congratulations are in order, yo.

[faygosmatesprit]

hAhAhAhAhAhAhA, wHaT aBoUt MoThErFuCkInG sKaIa?

... WhOa DoN't AlL tHiNk I rEcOgNiZe YoU! :oO

[maid_of_fthulu]

Likewise.
You are a troll then?

[faygosmatesprit]

YeAh I sUrE aM, mY mOtHeRfUcKeR! :o) hOnK hOnK hOnK
wHo ArE yOu?

[maid_of_fthulu]

I'm sorry, but where I am from it is customary for the one approaching to introduce him/her/itself first.
I'd much prefer maintaining custom in this case.

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[grimsylph]

[WELP.]

Rose
Rose Where Are You

[maid_of_fthulu]

*INDEED.*

Oh, hello Kanaya.
I am currently residing in the repository for the recently released.
Where are you?

[grimsylph]

I Am In My Assigned Room On The Stowaway Floor
You Have Been Most Likely Assigned A Room Number Already On Aforementioned Floor
But Im Surprised That You Have Arrived So Fortuitously

[maid_of_fthulu]

You are here now?
At this present time of temporal space?

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[purplebiker]

My world was crappy, they had basic technology -- but highly advanced science, and magic is very real.

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[maid_of_fthulu]

Crappy?
I do hope that is not a physical description.
Or else I may ask you to keep your distance should we meet face to face.

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[purplebiker]

Crappy is being used as an alternative to "really bad."

...Also, the way you write your text reminds me of a few people I know. Do you know any trolls?

[maid_of_fthulu]

Ah.

Trolls, do you mean those mythological creatures that reside underneath wooden constructions intended for safe passage over a gorge, stream or valley?