001--[Accidental Video] I didn't sign up for this! (although I kind of did)

[strokeofsanity]

[So. Mattress herding. Sounded easy enough, right? I mean hell, Ichigo figured 'herding' was another name for 'carrying' or something. You never knew with all the aliens around here, and it would take his mind off of what happened to his homeworld.

What he didn't expect was for the herding aspect to be literal.He also didn't expect the mattresses

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[wieeinvogel]

[Does the cool kid thing and staaaares] Can I help you?

[strokeofsanity]

Help would be nice!

Orrrraaaange~!!!

[pretend this was video 8|b]

[wieeinvogel]

Where are you? I'll see what I can do.

[I'LL PRETEND]

[strokeofsanity]

The hangars.

[AXSHUNZ]

[wieeinvogel]

[walks in stealthy-like like this isn't life or death or anything] Hmmm. [Grapples with the mattress attacking Ichigo, feeling a little awkward because she doesn't even know the guy.]

[AXSHUNZ IS AWEZOM]

[strokeofsanity]

[The mattress flails, and whines.]

Oooooraaaaaange!!!

[From underneath the pile, a hand pops out.]

That you?

[wieeinvogel]

[grabs his hand and pulls him the fuck out of there] Yes. Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, pleased to meet you.

[strokeofsanity]

OOOORANGE!

[MATTRESS. SWARM.]

N-Nice to meet you too, but...Can you keep them off while I try to get to Zangetsu?

[wieeinvogel]

Ah, of course. [Reaches for her pistol]--Does it matter if they live?

[strokeofsanity]

H-Hey, don't shoot them! We still need them alive!

[wieeinvogel]

I see. I'll do what I can but [pistolwhips a mattress. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.] I'm not skilled at martial arts.