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001--[Accidental Video] I didn't sign up for this! (although I kind of did)

Nov 06, 2009 17:09

[So. Mattress herding. Sounded easy enough, right? I mean hell, Ichigo figured 'herding' was another name for 'carrying' or something. You never knew with all the aliens around here, and it would take his mind off of what happened to his homeworld.

What he didn't expect was for the herding aspect to be literal.He also didn't expect the mattresses ( Read more... )

kurosaki ichigo

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homuncuprince November 6 2009, 23:15:53 UTC

When I had that job, there was this one mattress that always kept slapping my behind. Although it had no hands. I am not really sure how it was able to accomplish that.

strokeofsanity November 6 2009, 23:21:49 UTC

Off! Get-come on!

[He fights his way back to the guide, peering down and trying to ignore the mattress rubbing on him.]

You've worked with these things before?

homuncuprince November 6 2009, 23:24:20 UTC

Ah, that's right! You should try pinning them, that's usually enough to keep them in line!

strokeofsanity November 6 2009, 23:33:12 UTC

Pinning them? They're all over me, man!

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Video wings_thatwait November 6 2009, 23:17:38 UTC

[Wtf is this. Starinnnnng.]

Video strokeofsanity November 6 2009, 23:23:18 UTC

Grrrggh-OFF!

[He shoves a mattress off of him, but another just piles right back on.]

oof!

Video crytearsofjoy November 6 2009, 23:24:44 UTC

[She laughs a little. It's kind of funny.]

Looks like you're having trouble. Need help?

Video strokeofsanity November 6 2009, 23:29:28 UTC

Yes!

[And there's another oof as yet another mattress gets on. Help, getting crushed by retard mattresses!]

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[Video] curious_copycat November 6 2009, 23:19:01 UTC

Do... you need help...?

[Video] strokeofsanity November 6 2009, 23:28:35 UTC

Help would be-rggh- just great, yeah!

[Video] curious_copycat November 7 2009, 00:05:45 UTC

Where are you at?

[Video] strokeofsanity November 7 2009, 00:14:33 UTC

The hangars.

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urlefthandgrl November 6 2009, 23:56:09 UTC

Try intimidating them.

[Video] strokeofsanity November 7 2009, 00:01:06 UTC

I've tried that. They're dumber than a sack of bricks, apparently, because they're not even afraid of Zangetsu-

[one nuzzles the back of his neck, and Ichigo has finally had enough. With a near roar, he executes a karate chop to the midsection of a nearby mattress, making it curl up a whimper.]

THERE! And stay-AAGH!

[Oh look, more.]

Re: [Video] urlefthandgrl November 7 2009, 00:03:33 UTC

Make an example of one of them and the rest will obey you.

Do you have a pillow handy? Cut it to pieces while they watch.

[Video] strokeofsanity November 7 2009, 00:04:46 UTC

No, I don't, and besides, I don't actually want to hurt them. They're stupid, but they don't mean to harm me. It's just annoy-OOF!

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[Video] ocean_lightning November 7 2009, 00:14:40 UTC

[...Yeah, he's uh. Kinda speechless.]

[Video] strokeofsanity November 7 2009, 00:18:54 UTC

[Sorry Ukitake, ichigo is too busy fighting off the mattresses.]

Orrrange~! Orrraaaange~!

Get-come on-I'm not-GAAH!

OOOORRRAAAANGE~!

Re: [Video] ocean_lightning November 7 2009, 00:23:44 UTC

[Spends a couple of seconds just...trying to figure out exactly what Ichigo's supposed to be doing]

[After observing him being dogpiled repeatedly by matresses for a few of these said seconds, he still has no idea what he's doing, but decides to make some kind of encouraging input anyhow |D]

Ah, it...looks like they've taken quite a liking to you, Ichigo-san!

[Video] Oh Ukitake strokeofsanity November 7 2009, 00:30:01 UTC

U-Ukitake-san?

[Oh god the mattresses are everywhere]

I-Yeah, I guess you could-oof-Say that!

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