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[The camera clicks on to show Kurt walking around with his shoulder handbag, handing different pamphlets to the people and aliens that walk near him. He tries to give them to those who look younger, but it's hard to tell with aliens.]
This job is certainly easier than the last one. As long as no-one ask me anything, that is.
[ooc: Kurt works for the ( Read more... )
...Tentacles. So it isn't just a hentai thing after all.
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What's hentai?
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Japanese porn. Apparentely we invited the tentacle thing. One of the few things my country doesn't make me proud of.
[Stares at the pamphlet on "stretching". With a confused expression, he turns around once. Twice. Three times. Frowns.] There's no way a person can bend like that.
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[Kurt eyes widen and he looks really uncomfortable.] Tentacles..but..why would anybody..I mean..where those come from?
[Kurt looks at the pamphlet, anything is better than the mental image Shuu just provided him.] Actually, that's not that hard, I did something similar when I was in the cheer-leading team. But I think that the alien in that picture doesn't have a spine. That makes thing easier.
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[Arches an eyebrow.] Do you really want to know?
Similar is not the same! I want you to see you try that while being... [He realizes what he's saying and blushes. Cough, cough.] ...yeah, no spine explains a lot.
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No, no, I don't think I want. [That was a quick reply.]
[It took Kurt a moment, but when he realizes what was Shuuichi trying to say he blushes as well.]..yeah.
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And we can't blame you for being quick. This is getting more awkward by the minute. Shuuichi will give you the pamphlets back. It's true he doesn't need them. Although they could do a thing or two about safe sex.]
...did they give you like- a speech or something you have to say? [Aka: Did they give you a talk too?]
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[You still should keep some of those, Shuu.]
No,not really. Just a general idea of what to say to people, but I only have to deliver pamphlets.
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But moooooom! They tell me not to do dirty stuff and I like dirty stuff!]
That must've been the most awkward prep talk ever. I've gotten some weird speeched by old ladies over behavior but these things tittle are just ridiculous.
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No. Go to your room and think about what you did.]
I wasn't really listening, most of it was not about humans.
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If I go to my room and think about that, I'll have to take care of myself!]
[Shuuichi pulls a face.] Ewwwwwww! That's just nasty. They should've handed those pamphlets when we were in the other planet...
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[aklsklshakjshlajkshlakjshkajshaks]
That's why I am giving them to people now. Grab a few more.
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Stop that. Maybe you're the one who needs the pamphlets now. /winkwinknudgenudge]
No thanks, I pass. [Gives them baaaack.]
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