【1st Bite】✝ [ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO ]

[feedmehumans]

[The screen flickers on and all you can see is... Well, nothing.
A child-like voice is heard in the darkness.]

Uu~ I'm hungry... Those things wouldn't give me anything to eat, how unfair!

["Things" being the Vogons]

They made me fill out those stupid papers atleast 12 times! Plus they told me Gensokyo is gone! I deserve a tasty meal after tha

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[chuugoku_monban]

Huh... Hey, aren't you that little shadow youkai that hangs out with the fairy?

[feedmehumans]

[Looking around for the source of the voice...]

...How did you know?

[chuugoku_monban]

You don't recognize me, kiddo?

[feedmehumans]

Of course I don't, I can't even see y--

[She finally notices the guide on the floor.]

Woah, how did you get there, China?

[Uuum, her name is China, right...?]

[chuugoku_monban]

... My NAME is Meiling!

[feedmehumans]

Oh...

[Loooooong pause]

...Ok, China!

[chuugoku_monban]

... Look, it's not that hard. MEI - LING. Meiling. MEILING!

[feedmehumans]

Oh, oh, ok! Mei... Mei...

...China!!

Ok, I think I have it now! I'm so awesome at this.

[chuugoku_monban]

-Temptation... to pummel... small children... rising...-

MEI. LING.

MEI LING

MEILING

[feedmehumans]

Hey why do you look so angry, China? I think you need to sit down!

[chuugoku_monban]

If you call me "China" one more time, I'm going to start hitting you.

I'm not certain when I'll stop.

[feedmehumans]

Is that so? How can you hit me when you're so tiny in that little box? I could pick you up and throw you before you put a mark on me! See?
[She picks up the guide and holds it above her head, ready to throw it.]

[chuugoku_monban]

I'm not in the box, I'm just using it to talk to you!

[feedmehumans]

Well that's a stupid thing to do. You're weird, China.

[chuugoku_monban]

-Click.-

[feedmehumans]

Hey the screen went black! I think I broke her...