Serving 1 [ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
[The video blips on accidentally to an extreme close up of a large blue pupil.]
Hey, this thing just...made a sound, right? Is this how you work it?
[The camera then begins to rotate in place. One can catch brief glimpses of blond hair, but not much else.]
How do you work this thing? Hello?
Hello?
HELLO?!
[After a few minutes of fussing with it, the camera is set on the ground...upside down. A tall man with incredibly long, blond hair, wearing patchwork armor with a large sword strapped his back proceeds to wander in and out of the frame.]
Hey, can you help-
Do you know if I can-
Where can I cook this fish?
[After a few more minutes of idiotic questioning, the man sits down cross-legged in front of the camera. He taps it gently with his foot, obviously straining himself to think.]
Hey! Does anyone in this box know Lina Inverse? She's got red hair...um...she's loud and kind of looks like a kid. Oh! And she's totally flat-chested! But don't say that...she'll get really angry.
Um, if you see her, can you tell me? Or let her know that I'm looking for her?
Okay! Thanks! Bye!
[And with that, the man stands up and wanders off...leaving the camera on.]
Hey, this thing just...made a sound, right? Is this how you work it?
[The camera then begins to rotate in place. One can catch brief glimpses of blond hair, but not much else.]
How do you work this thing? Hello?
Hello?
HELLO?!
[After a few minutes of fussing with it, the camera is set on the ground...upside down. A tall man with incredibly long, blond hair, wearing patchwork armor with a large sword strapped his back proceeds to wander in and out of the frame.]
Hey, can you help-
Do you know if I can-
Where can I cook this fish?
[After a few more minutes of idiotic questioning, the man sits down cross-legged in front of the camera. He taps it gently with his foot, obviously straining himself to think.]
Hey! Does anyone in this box know Lina Inverse? She's got red hair...um...she's loud and kind of looks like a kid. Oh! And she's totally flat-chested! But don't say that...she'll get really angry.
Um, if you see her, can you tell me? Or let her know that I'm looking for her?
Okay! Thanks! Bye!
[And with that, the man stands up and wanders off...leaving the camera on.]