[Attempted to be filtered from Naomi Kimishima, but partly failed due to a glitch.]
[The feed begins with the Agent dragging a few very large, heavy black suitcases from a hidden niche in the closet onto the kitchen table. In the background, his roommate's big, winged cat hangs upside down from the ceiling, watching him carefully. He makes a very serious face as he unlocks the combination-locked cases.]
...So, Thor, remember how we were rushed off of that planet the other week, huh? Uhh...
[He sighs and stares down at the unopened cases, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand.]
I didn't have a chance to return these to my boss. ...I hope we don't go back, because I think I have a bounty on my head.
Actually, I'm sure I have a bounty on my head.
[This month, Little Guy was working for Ritgar the terrible selling Black-Market weapons and equipment. Now the black cases are flipped open, revealing a few pieces of brand-new, "Awesome-but-Improbable-and-Extremely-Impractical"-looking weapons and other things. One gun that shoots lightning, a black stick that turns into a motorcycle when pulled, two silver handles that look as though they could be light sabres, a jetpack and rocket fuel, and some odd gun similar to
this. Included with it are two oddly-shaped pieces of ammo that look a bit like
this. Yeah, this doesn't look like a bad idea at all.]
A-Anyway, I'm stuck with these and I don't need them, so... anyone willing to negotiate a price? I really need to get these out before my roommate notices.
I'll give them to you cheap. I have to warn you, though... They might need fixing up.
[He sighs. If you have a keen eye, you might be able to notice that the inside of the nearby closet has a poorly patched, metre-deep hole inside, scorched black and covered in ash.]
[[ooc; Michael has a few illegal weapons for sale - none of which actually work right. They could be fixed with a lot of hard work, but the parts are probably the selling point, and he's not going to tell you they're all broken. Replies might be delayed until I get home.]]