Feb 28, 2011 12:08
[Oh look at this, it's a tatami room in a Japanese house, and there's a whole bundle of people sitting round the table.]
[They're having a party. A woman with one arm and an outrageous cleavage smacks him on the back.]
Oi, Kisuke, pass us some more of that sake will you?
[And then Kyouraku Shunsui manages to intercept it on its rounds.]
Yare yare, Kuukaku-san, save some of that for the connoisseurs! You young people don't know how to give sake the proper appreciation it deserves~
[The proceedeings are interrupted by a giant of a man with cornrows, glasses and a moustache. His followed by a redhaired boy and a girl with black hair and pigtails]
Tenchou! The experiment worked, the effects of Hollowfication has been completely reversed!
[And then there's a man with blonde hair slapping his hand on his shoulder.]
Damn it Urahara, now ya just makin' us look bad! Ya put a stop t'Aizen, blow up that Hougyouku and ya still got time to cook up a cure?
[And he buckles as someone small, blonde and ragey kicks him in the back of the shins.]
Bastard! I'm not gonna thank you for this, I'm not!
[But she's smiling. And there's Ichigo standing there, flanked by Renji and Chad, and the kid gives him a nod. Isshin's there too.]
And you got us home.
[That voice is Yoruichi's. It's low and heard only by him. She's standing beside him with Ukitake and Ishida and Orihime. The others go off to join the party, but she stays by his side. Urahara laughs.]
Now Yoruichi-san, didn't I tell you that I don't like to leave my work unfinished? And we will find those two aliens, stop them before they destroy our world, and everything will be alright. I promise.
urahara kisuke