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[VIDEO/DREAM] A woman cannot help but dream of young love!

Feb 23, 2011 13:13

[It doesn't seem like a dream, at first- but don't worry, the cues will come soon enough ( Read more... )

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dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 20:45:36 UTC

[ AND SUDDENLY a girl busts in wearing a military uniform and holding what may be a bazooka ]

Hold it!

I'm from the Censor Intelligence Agency.

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 20:50:21 UTC

O-oi!!!

[HIDES BEHIND GUY-SAMA]

Don't you know how to knock first!?

[She is imagining you as Shinsengumi now- the bazooka doesn't help 8|a]

Re: dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 20:52:14 UTC

[ TAKES OUT A JAR OF MAYO 8| ]

The CIA doesn't knock. Anyway, you've violated a few laws here.

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 20:53:18 UTC

[TERRIBLE]

Yeah, and who hasn't, aaah you stinkin' mayora!?

You're violating my privacy!

Re: dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 20:56:30 UTC

And you're violating my time!

Everyone knows that censored bars are supposed to have Comic Sans font! This was passed into law in the year 2456, and is very strictly enforced.

This means jail time, ma'am.

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 20:59:35 UTC

What!? What sort of morons would pass a law like that! Everyone knows comic-sans became super passé in late 1990's!!!

I demand to see your boss!

Re: dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 21:01:27 UTC

Ugh, fine, hold on.

[ turns around, puts her hair up in a bun, then turns around again. With a mustache on. ]

You wanted to see me?

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 21:03:11 UTC

[LEAPS AT AND THROTTLES]

YOU FOOL, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?

NOW COMIC-SANS IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE AGAIN!!

Re: dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 21:06:00 UTC

[ YOU BITCH ]

[ SOUNDS MUCH MANLIER WITH THE MUSTACHE ON ]

IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ITS POWER TAKEN AWAY!

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 21:10:04 UTC

IT'S AN ABOMINATION OF TYPOGRAPHY!

LONG LIVE COURIER!!!!!

Re: dream justjamitin February 23 2011, 21:12:53 UTC

Courier is disgusting and anyone who uses it should be shot.

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 23 2011, 21:33:58 UTC

YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

Re: dream justjamitin February 24 2011, 01:00:42 UTC

YOUR FACE IS DISGUSTING!

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 24 2011, 01:01:55 UTC

YOU WANNA GO? LET'S GO!

Re: dream justjamitin February 24 2011, 01:10:00 UTC

[ aims the bazooka at her ]

[ FIRES ]

[ mayo shoots out ]

Re: dream a_bad_egg February 24 2011, 02:30:09 UTC

[DODGES!!]

[ATTACKS WITH NAGINATAAAAA]

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