Where do you plug in a flying toaster? [DREAM...?]

[doragonmeido]

[... except... this doesn't look like a normal dream.]

[This is a screensaver.]

[It is rendered completely in eight-bit graphics. On the screen, there is an electric sheep grazing in a grassy field. An 8-bit Tama is near the edge of the field

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[purplebiker]

[[Richezza stares. There's something... familiar about this style of art. Oh well.]]

>become a racing star_

[doragonmeido]

[The background changes. Suddenly, the sheep is not at a field. It is at a racetrack, much like one that would be used for horses or greyhounds.]

[Appropriate music starts to play as other 8-bit animals line up. A gunshot is heard, and they're off!]

[However, it is a level 1 electric sheep with no stats to speak of.]

[It comes in last.]

[purplebiker]

>angst over your loss_

[doragonmeido]

[The sheep dyes its wool black and changes the music again.]

[purplebiker]

[[PFFT, this is. Kind of hilarious.

Well, it would be, if he understood the reference. References? Ref... whatever.]]

>dye wool purple with html color code 941dad_

[[He pauses. Why does he know that? He isn't sure, but he does.]]

[doragonmeido]

[The sheep's color changes to match.]

[It still looks depressed, though, and is still listening to L*nkin P*rk.]

[purplebiker]

[[What other silly shenanigans can Richezza get up to?]]

>enter name: baa-bara_

[doragonmeido]

> OK! This P*KéMON has been renamed Baa-bara! That's a better name than before!

[The sheep is now, for some reason, wearing a little bow on its tail.]

[purplebiker]

>graze
>thats the right word isnt it
>graze?_

[doragonmeido]

> Yes, that is the correct word.

[The sheep goes back to grazing. Mmm, grass!]

[purplebiker]

>recite the alphabet_

[[Richezza's really that bored.]]

[doragonmeido]

[The sheep bleats out the 26 letters of the English alphabet. However, since this is all being done in chiptune, it's difficult to hear any difference between the letters...]

[purplebiker]

>little sheep are you sad at all
>or are you happy?_

[doragonmeido]

[A little speech balloon with a frowny-face in it appears over the sheep.]

[purplebiker]

[[Oh. It's sad.]]

>is there anything i can do to cheer you up?_

[doragonmeido]

[... ... ...]

[The sheep seems to be stuck on its thinking animation. It's a sheep, okay? It's not very bright.]