[Video]
[Man, those gray-skinned kids seem to keep coming and coming. But this female candy-corn horned troll is different you see. Okay, maybe not really, but kinda! For you see, this little troll lady's got STYLE.]
[Kanaya Maryam has just finished filling all her forms and is now applying some of her spiffy jade green lipstick for the hell of it. Yup. Just lipstick. She's bored so she's messing with the video function of the Guide.]
According To The Room Listings It Seems That Several Of My Companions Have Drifted Here Somehow Without My Knowing Despite Recent Events That Have Proven To Be Most Distressing
We Have A Lot To Catch Up With
I Shall Assume That We Are Dealing With Some More Temporal Antics Which Has Enabled Us To Gather Here
Not That Its Anything New
Time Travel Is Not That Difficult To Understand After All At Least In My Experience
So Yes I Will Not Degrade Myself By Acting As If Im Completely Unaware Of The Current Circumstances
Those Bureaucratic Blobs At The Front That You Call Vogons Told Me More Than Enough
The Space Vessel We Are Currently Residing In Is Quite Impressive In Its Effort To Rescue The Various Refugees In Alternate Universes Which Have Been Supposedly Been Rendered Into Nothingness
The SS Thor Sure Does Arrive And Scoop Up Its Poor Refugees At The Most Opportune Times
That Was Partly Sincere But Mostly Not
[She glances at the room listings again and her fanged frown only grows bigger.]
I Would Appreciate It If Someone Were to Inform Me About The Results That Would Occur If I Were To Take Some Well Deserved Action Against An Offender
Said Actions Would Only Involve The Most Endearing Of Exchanges
Mostly Harmless Exchanges For The Offender In Question
Im Not Sure How The Justice System Operates On This Ship But
Just Curious
[She's gripping that tube of lipstick rather tightly there 8|| and the feed ends]
[OOC: TRANSLATION HERE I'm so sorry. Welcome Kanaya Maryam to the S.S. Thor! It's not like she's going to hurt anyone. Anyone who doesn't deserve it anyways 8) ]
[Kanaya Maryam has just finished filling all her forms and is now applying some of her spiffy jade green lipstick for the hell of it. Yup. Just lipstick. She's bored so she's messing with the video function of the Guide.]
According To The Room Listings It Seems That Several Of My Companions Have Drifted Here Somehow Without My Knowing Despite Recent Events That Have Proven To Be Most Distressing
We Have A Lot To Catch Up With
I Shall Assume That We Are Dealing With Some More Temporal Antics Which Has Enabled Us To Gather Here
Not That Its Anything New
Time Travel Is Not That Difficult To Understand After All At Least In My Experience
So Yes I Will Not Degrade Myself By Acting As If Im Completely Unaware Of The Current Circumstances
Those Bureaucratic Blobs At The Front That You Call Vogons Told Me More Than Enough
The Space Vessel We Are Currently Residing In Is Quite Impressive In Its Effort To Rescue The Various Refugees In Alternate Universes Which Have Been Supposedly Been Rendered Into Nothingness
The SS Thor Sure Does Arrive And Scoop Up Its Poor Refugees At The Most Opportune Times
That Was Partly Sincere But Mostly Not
[She glances at the room listings again and her fanged frown only grows bigger.]
I Would Appreciate It If Someone Were to Inform Me About The Results That Would Occur If I Were To Take Some Well Deserved Action Against An Offender
Said Actions Would Only Involve The Most Endearing Of Exchanges
Mostly Harmless Exchanges For The Offender In Question
Im Not Sure How The Justice System Operates On This Ship But
Just Curious
[She's gripping that tube of lipstick rather tightly there 8|| and the feed ends]
[OOC: TRANSLATION HERE I'm so sorry. Welcome Kanaya Maryam to the S.S. Thor! It's not like she's going to hurt anyone. Anyone who doesn't deserve it anyways 8) ]