TRANSMISSION 4 [VIDEO]

Feb 09, 2011 15:00

[GREETINGS, VIEWERS. You are all treated to a nice shot of Fox's ass. Only for a couple seconds, though. Seems like he backed up into whatever his guide's sitting on and I dunno turned it on with his ass or something. Anyway, Fox quickly vanishes from the screen, and his Arwing comes into focus in the background.

And holy shit, IT'S BACK END'S ON FUCKING FIRE. Uh oh.

Fox can be heard crashing shit around and swearing in the distance from wherever the fuck he went. He comes back into the screen a few seconds later, now a good distance away from it and wielding a fire extinguisher. (It's hard to tell from this distance but the end of his tail is burnt. Dumb Fox what the hell were you doing.) Smoke fills the hangar as he valiantly battles the flames with the fire extinguisher, and a few minutes later the flames go out. FOX IS THE WINNER, hooray. He looks clearly pissed off, but y'know it's that calm kind of pissed off. A couple deep breaths, and he's good. After all, it could be worse, right? For a moment, nothing else happens.

And then the hangar's fire alarm starts screeching and the sprinkler system kicks in, dousing the entire hangar in foamy white shit. It's right about here where Fox throws the fire extinguisher to the floor, kicks it, kicks his Arwing, stomps around and swears a bit, and finally returns to whatever surface his guide was perched on.

Oh. It's recording.

Good.

Fox picks it up, looks like he's about to say something bitchy, decides against it, sighs pathetically, and switches it off. THE PAST COUPLE DAYS HAVE BEEN SUPER FUN YOU GUYS REALLY.]

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