28 song [Video]
[You can see Brittany and Kurt dressed in white and read doing a complicated cheerleader routine. It looks pretty much like this, but only Brittany has Pom-Poms and Kurt doesn't look very trilled.
Both execute the movements perfectly though, it's obviously that they could do this in their sleep. Once is over, Brittany is still smiling and Kurt just walks near the guide and picks it up. When he speaks, his voice lacks of any emotion.]
Dear residents of the Thor, Miss Sylvester was a famous cheerleader coach back in our world, as you would notice if you take a look at her many, many,..[Kurt rolls his eyes.]..many, trophies. And that's why she wants to, and I'm quoting her here, 'offer all those poor losers that have no life outside of those tiny small rooms this place calls home the opportunity to join a successful team'.
[Kurt is silent, and it's easy to tell by the look of his face that he wants to be anywhere but here doing this. And then Brittany talks.]
It's totally fun and easy; we didn't even need sports bras this time!