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Block VI - Poker Face, Poker Flush, Poker Fist. [Video]

Jan 14, 2011 00:14

[The first thing that is evident when the video feed turns on is that Minato looks deep in thought, concentrating on something. The guide is on the table next to him, so while it's showing his face, what he's looking at is a mystery. But then, voices.]

Check.

I bet.

...Nope. Fold.

[And now Minato:] Call. [He pushes something forward. It's ( Read more... )

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[video] lohacknight January 14 2011, 17:12:41 UTC

woah what the fuck am i watching here

hey alien guy emokid just kicked your ass fair and square

dont be a huge whiny bitch about it come on

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 14 2011, 19:09:56 UTC

[The alien currently trying and failing to punch he kid isn't really in any position to talk. The one behind the Guide, however...]

Hey man, my boy always gets his way around here. Lil' human bitch gets to learn that the hard way.

[...Except that the big alien is currently fighting with all the prowess of a drunken oaf that doesn't know a right hook from a left jab.]

Re: [video] lohacknight January 14 2011, 19:26:10 UTC

jegus maybe you guys should just like

learn to play fucking poker without sucking

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 14 2011, 19:42:41 UTC

That's not how it works, man. When the big man pushes his chips in, you fold. Human gets to learn that.

Re: [video] lohacknight January 14 2011, 20:08:36 UTC

woah man i dont wanna be stepping on the BIG MANS sensitive little toes i guess

[he makes air quotes around the BIG MAN]

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 14 2011, 21:50:09 UTC

[Now that gets the alien's attention. It turns the guide around to show a red alien with way too many tentacles.]

Hey, you asking for a beatin' next, man? 'cos we'd be more than happy to- uh...

[The alien stops as he looks up.]

W-we're not asking fer trouble, man. Dunno how ya did that, but jus' take it all! Don' need it!

[And it runs away, leaving he Guide. Minato picks it up.]

...This was recording?

Re: [video] lohacknight January 15 2011, 14:53:33 UTC

yep youve been broadcasting you scrapping with those aliens all across the goddamn ship

looks like you handled it alright though bro

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 15 2011, 19:43:04 UTC

Of course the Guide would be on...

It's not so much I handled it as the guy had no training in boxing at all. Four arms or not, anyone with a sense of balance could have put him down.

Re: [video] lohacknight January 15 2011, 20:16:33 UTC

aliens man

never met one who didnt think they were the goddamn shit

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 15 2011, 22:38:12 UTC

It doesn't help that I'm in a casino. There are some real bad types here.

Re: [video] lohacknight January 16 2011, 13:03:48 UTC

dont need to tell me twice man

though that sounds like a pretty sweet way to earn some credits on this piece of shit ship

that place got an age limit bro

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 16 2011, 17:54:22 UTC

Wouldn't be too sure. Dealers try to cheat sometimes.

But I don't think there's an age limit. I think I saw a little alien kid on the slots on my way in.

Re: [video] lohacknight January 16 2011, 19:40:39 UTC

man i rig fucking stock markets for fun and have a poker face of impenetrable steel

sure i can get something outta it

Re: [video] apathetic_seal January 17 2011, 04:16:40 UTC

Sounds like you'd fit right in, then.

Stick to the card tables, though. Slot machines are rigged. Also, aliens might put on a tough front, but they're cowards with their money.

Re: [video] lohacknight January 17 2011, 18:14:38 UTC

eh that doesnt surprise me considerin what i just saw go down with you

sweet thanks for the tip bro

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