THIS IS WHY I SHOULD PAY ATTENTION

[sunlight_heart]

Wait a minute, there's homunculi here!? Has anybody been eaten!? How did I miss this!?

[ooc: yeah ok someone is a idiot and didn't get the fucking memo and doesn't get posted enough because I am a lazy retard REMEDYING THIS.]

Comments

[crytearsofjoy]

...You really didn't know?

[sunlight_heart]

I HAD NO IDEA!

[crytearsofjoy]

They're almost everywhere. And some of them aren't taking the time to hide it.

Why are you so concerned?

[sunlight_heart]

sdkhygerygslghs!!!!!

I'm an alchemist warrior, it's my job to protect people from homunculi!

[easytochop]

Eaten?

[sunlight_heart]

Yeah, homunculi eat humans!

[easytochop]

[bro you crazy]

[sunlight_heart]

[AM NOT THAT'S HOW IT WAS BACK HOME :(]

Do you know of any homunculi, miss?

[virulentfacade]

Why would I eat anyone? I'm hardly Gluttony.

[sunlight_heart]

ARE YOU A HOMUNCULUS!?

[virulentfacade]

Is it so surprising?

[sunlight_heart]

[MEGS YOU ASSHOLE IT'S RYO]

Well. Yes!

[steelalchemy]

Er.... as far as I know, Gluttony's the only one that eats anyone... well, Envy can sort of possess or absorb them but Gluttony's the eater. And he's not here.

[sunlight_heart]

Gluttony? Envy? You mean they don't all eat people around here?

[steelalchemy]

At least not the ones I know. They each tend to have a certain specialty, and Gluttony's is eating. He's been known to eat people, but he'll eat other shit too. Like cars. And buildings. But the others don't eat people.

[sunlight_heart]

That's really weird! Where I'm from, all homunculi eat people!

[petite_paradox]

What are 'homunculi'?

[sunlight_heart]

Monsters that look human, more or less. Very dangerous.

[petite_paradox]

Do they have any distinguishing features, and how prone are they to attacking people?

[sunlight_heart]

I don't know, the ones around here are kinda weird, I don't know about them.