☢CAUTION!! 01☢ [Video of a slightly accidental sort]
[The guide flicks on and shows a way-too-close view of a pair of bright red eyes] Unyu? What is this thing doing…? [The guide abruptly shifts and you see… Okuu’s mismatched feet and the floor] It has funny numbers on it… I wonder what they’re for… [Suddenly, one of the Vogons speaks up… and it doesn’t sound happy. The guide jumps a little with a surprised squawk out of the person holding it and is promptly dropped. What follows appears to be a mad scramble on the former holder’s part to catch the guide - except she tries to do it with the arm encased in a giant cannon-like apparatus and only succeeds in baseball batting it a good distance away. It lands face-up at least; you get a magnificent view of… the ceiling]
… What do you mean I have to fill out more paperwork if I break it? … I didn’t fill out any of the papers you gave me. Even those first ones I burned accidentally. [Long pause, more Vogon boredly rattling on] That’s too much work! It’s exemption! [She means ‘exploitation’. There’s a curt response]
Unyu…
[And suddenly, Okuu is back again. As luck has it, you cannot see up her skirt]
… They want me to sign my name but… I can’t write. Satori-sama what do I do…? [And she picks up the guide and starts pushing buttons again. The guide goes through several phases of text, audio, video, and even some random gibberish alien writing on the screen before turning off]y
… What do you mean I have to fill out more paperwork if I break it? … I didn’t fill out any of the papers you gave me. Even those first ones I burned accidentally. [Long pause, more Vogon boredly rattling on] That’s too much work! It’s exemption! [She means ‘exploitation’. There’s a curt response]
Unyu…
[And suddenly, Okuu is back again. As luck has it, you cannot see up her skirt]
… They want me to sign my name but… I can’t write. Satori-sama what do I do…? [And she picks up the guide and starts pushing buttons again. The guide goes through several phases of text, audio, video, and even some random gibberish alien writing on the screen before turning off]y