Dreiundzwanzig [video]

[enough_bodybags]

[Medic took home one of the monkeys he's supposed to be training. Call it a fit of curiosity, but he wants to see how his little pet dinosaur will react to a monkey. The monkey is in a cage, while the little dinosaur roams free.]

Here ve heff an opportunity zhat no one in our time has ever had: to see how mammals und dinosaurs, such as zhis one [

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[note_atem]

Should you have to explain? The Guide seemed to have picked it up. They can just watch the video like the rest of us.

[enough_bodybags]

Vell, zhere vas a good reason for zhis. It vas an attempt to train zhe monkey to fight!

...It did not vork out as planned.

[note_atem]

That's not a good reason.

[enough_bodybags]

I vas told to train monkeys. I vas not given a specific purpose as to train zhem, so...it is a good reason.

[note_atem]

One of them died under your "care". That alone should lose you your job.

[enough_bodybags]

Deazh vas to be expected. I am only following zhe exactly guidelines zhey told me! To train zhem und to not kill too many of zhem. Zhey said zhat fifty vas too many. One is nozhing to vorry about.

[note_atem]

Sounds like you're making excuses for yourself.

[enough_bodybags]

Nein, an excuse vould show zhat I vas doing somezhing I vas not supposed to. I am doing vhat I vas instructed to.

[note_atem]

Something else... what do they call it...

[What is it. He pauses to think.]

A loophole. You're exploiting a loophole to keep yourself out of trouble.

[enough_bodybags]

It is not a loophole if zhey specifically told me about it.

[note_atem]

[He just rolls his eyes.]

Fine.

[enough_bodybags]

*Medic chuckles darkly.*

Zhere. Now run along und bozher someone else, ja?