[video]

[justforthegun]

[The camera comes on- there's Adachi, as usual-- wait. Is he wearing a tinfoil hat on his head?

He's fidgeting rather oddly- rather, he's looking all around him, as if he fears someone is listening to him...?

IF you could read minds, you'd hear:]

(Holy crap I hope this hat works ah fuckfuckfuck I wish I never knew about god damn MINDREADERS what

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[Video]

[urlefthandgrl]

[kind of... tilts her head to the side, and stares curiously]

[video]

[justforthegun]

[PULLS THE TINFOIL TIGHTER.]

(OH MY GOD CAN YOU READ MINDS TOO WHAT THE HELL)

[But to someone who can't read minds, he's just staring awkwardly without speaking.]

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[urlefthandgrl]

Are you all right, sir?

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[justforthegun]

(I AM FINE.)

[Staaare.]

(WANNA DO IT LET'S DO IT BABY I CAN BE YOUR NEW MASTER YOU LIKE THAT SHIT RIGHT)

[Thinking as many inappropriate things as he can as "loudly" as he can to see if he can get a reaction out of her.]

[areyouhungry]

What's with the hat?

[video]

[justforthegun]

N...er... w-well... it just kind of occurred to me that...that there might be aliens who can... read MINDS.

[Eyes dart around.

Then he stares at Luke.]

(CAN YOU HEAR THIS LALALALA)

[But really it just looks like he's staring way too intensely into the camera now.]

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[areyouhungry]

...[Just R U SRS look at that stare.]

I can't read minds. Do you feel better?

[video]

[justforthegun]

How do I know you're not just saying that? (YOUR FACE IS STUPID I THINK YOU SHOULD GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND DIE LALALA I'M A SERIAL KILLER WELL NOT REALLY I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE KIND OF WHATEVER LALALA)

[doing_stuff]

Why are you wearing that stupid thing?

[justforthegun]

[Whisper:] Mindreaders.

...

(are you reading my thoughts right now i bet you are i think you should get a haircut you hippie)

[But...he's just squinting into the camera quietly now as he thinks as many horrible thoughts to bait Asch into proving he can read his mind.]

[doing_stuff]

... Mindreaders. How is that hat supposed to help?

[justforthegun]

W-well...it like...it should reflect mindreading rays...?

(Maybe this hat is working...?) [Tentatively takes it off, and:]

(SO I HEARD YOU LIKE SWORDS HUH I'VE GOT A SWORD IN MY PANTS YOU'VE GOT LONG PRETTY HAIR LIKE A GIRL I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING THAT BETWEEN MY LEGS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

[Staaaring, waiting for Asch to react to something he's thinking.]

[VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

[UNIMPRESSED ONE-EYED STARE]

The fuck do you think you are, Mel Gibson?

[VIDEO]

[justforthegun]

(NAILS CAN YOU READ MY FUCKING MIND IS THAT WHAT THE EYEPATCH IS FOR GOD DAMN)

[Staring right back, completely silent.]

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[nicotine_patch]

[STARES MORE INTENSELY]

[VIDEO]

[justforthegun]

(OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY NAILS IF YOU CAN READ MY MIND JUST TELL ME I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT FUCK UHHH THE KEYWORD IS BANANA PUDDING?)

(C'MON MAN DON'T DO THIS TO ME JUST COME CLEAN)

[STARES MORE INTENSELY AS WELL.]

[unpath]

Ah...What are you doing, Adachi?

[justforthegun]

Oh, uh... (Oh CRAP does that scar thing give you the ability to read MINDS I bet it does HEY CAN YOU HEAR THIS ANSWER ME ASSHOLE STOP READING MY DAMN MIND.)

Er...

[He can't really talk and THINK AS LOUDLY AS HE POSSIBLY CAN at the same time, so he ends up just mumbling a little before dropping into an unfocused stare at Allen's head.]

[unpath]

...What are you staring at?

[justforthegun]

Er uh.... (C'mon, just say you can read my mind if you can! Um...)

[Closes his eyes so that Allen won't get a clue from where he's looking, and screams as loudly as he can in his head:]

(WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!)

[Of course he just sort of looks like he's flinched for no reason.]