♫ Track #009 [Video]
[If you're looking at your guide right now, you're lucky! You arrived just in time for a new episode of...]
✿ My Super Sweet Sixteen (Hundred)~! ✿
[After the cheesy opening, a big, fat, viscose green alien appears, with an obvious angry expression on his face. It isn't hard to guess why he's annoyed: his daughter, the bratty birthday girl, is whining like a banshee directly into his ear. At least she's easier to look at than her dad - she has a busty humanoid form (probably from her mother's side), although she was still green and spotty.]
I don't want a stupid human DJ, daddy! It'll ruin my party!
Do you know what I had to do to get a reservation here? You'll take what they have to offer or I'll cancel the party.
But daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Mh, excuse me...? [The feeds gets some jamming when the cameraman moves to include the newcomer in the image. It's Shuuichi, peeking his head from behind the door.] ...Boss told me to check on you and the party or I can go home?
Yes, you can leave. My daughter won't...
...won't make a decision until we clear up some things.
WHAT?!
You are my DJ? [Entering the room, Shuuichi nods. The alien girl stares at him and you can't blame her, he looks very different from usual. Instead of the comfy and informal clothes he always wears, Shuuichi used the DJ job excuse to get an outfit like the ones he wears on stage. The DJ must look as good as the party, after all. He also has the headphones he got on Christmas around his neck, which made the others guessed who he was. He is about to say something but gets interrupted by the birthday brat glomping him.] KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Daddy, why didn't you tell me?!
Tell you what?
That my DJ looked like a rock star!
Actually, I am a- [He gets interrupted again by the girl clinging on his arm and dragging him away. Thankfully, Shuuichi is used to deal with screaming girls, though his face still looks a bit white.]
Tell me all about your plans, Mr DJ! Are you going to rock the night with the "Microwavable Tree Frogs"? Or play some ballad by "Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers" for my big entrance? Oh, oh! Don't forget about the "Pimps of Venus"!
...who?
[Insert obnoxious teen laughter here.] So funny, Mr DJ! Pretending not to know about the best bands in the universe!
[The two of them get lost down the hallway, and the only one left on screen is the dad, hanging his mouth open with disbelief. When he finally snaps out of it, he covers the camera with his slimy hand.]
Don't you have a commercial to show or something?!
[And a commercial you have!]
[ooc: Alien daddy, alien daughter, Shuuichi. All the bands names actually exist. Also, internet is back at home, yay! No more slowatus! :D]
✿ My Super Sweet Sixteen (Hundred)~! ✿
[After the cheesy opening, a big, fat, viscose green alien appears, with an obvious angry expression on his face. It isn't hard to guess why he's annoyed: his daughter, the bratty birthday girl, is whining like a banshee directly into his ear. At least she's easier to look at than her dad - she has a busty humanoid form (probably from her mother's side), although she was still green and spotty.]
I don't want a stupid human DJ, daddy! It'll ruin my party!
Do you know what I had to do to get a reservation here? You'll take what they have to offer or I'll cancel the party.
But daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Mh, excuse me...? [The feeds gets some jamming when the cameraman moves to include the newcomer in the image. It's Shuuichi, peeking his head from behind the door.] ...Boss told me to check on you and the party or I can go home?
Yes, you can leave. My daughter won't...
...won't make a decision until we clear up some things.
WHAT?!
You are my DJ? [Entering the room, Shuuichi nods. The alien girl stares at him and you can't blame her, he looks very different from usual. Instead of the comfy and informal clothes he always wears, Shuuichi used the DJ job excuse to get an outfit like the ones he wears on stage. The DJ must look as good as the party, after all. He also has the headphones he got on Christmas around his neck, which made the others guessed who he was. He is about to say something but gets interrupted by the birthday brat glomping him.] KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Daddy, why didn't you tell me?!
Tell you what?
That my DJ looked like a rock star!
Actually, I am a- [He gets interrupted again by the girl clinging on his arm and dragging him away. Thankfully, Shuuichi is used to deal with screaming girls, though his face still looks a bit white.]
Tell me all about your plans, Mr DJ! Are you going to rock the night with the "Microwavable Tree Frogs"? Or play some ballad by "Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers" for my big entrance? Oh, oh! Don't forget about the "Pimps of Venus"!
...who?
[Insert obnoxious teen laughter here.] So funny, Mr DJ! Pretending not to know about the best bands in the universe!
[The two of them get lost down the hallway, and the only one left on screen is the dad, hanging his mouth open with disbelief. When he finally snaps out of it, he covers the camera with his slimy hand.]
Don't you have a commercial to show or something?!
[And a commercial you have!]
[ooc: Alien daddy, alien daughter, Shuuichi. All the bands names actually exist. Also, internet is back at home, yay! No more slowatus! :D]