poisoned five times [video]
[The feed clicks on to a view of lots and lots of dolls on shelves, with a little girl standing in front of them. With the clothes she's wearing and the blue ribbon in her hair, she almost looks like a doll herself. If you're paying attention, you might notice that her smile is a little bit forced, but... why would a cute little girl force a smile?]
Hello, citizens of the Thor. Umm.
[It looks like she's trying to remember something. Oh, right.]
Have you ever wanted a doll that was unlike any other? A little... pretend girl to take care of, and to love like your own daughter? [Notice how she looked a little annoyed at the "pretend" part.]
Then, you should come to Dolfies R Us! We have hundreds of high-quality dolls in store, and they're all looking for a loving home.
By the way, if you do buy a doll here, you should really make sure you take care of her. Like... you shouldn't just leave her on a shelf all day to get dusty, you should make sure she's clean and happy. And that she gets to see lots of interesting things, so she won't get bored. Like flowers. And you shouldn't drop her either, because...
[And then the store owner can be heard talking from somewhere behind the camera.] Hey, that wasn't in the script we practised!
...because that will hurt her, and it will make her really unhappy. And you should let her be able to do whatever she wants instead of being a human's tool all the time. And you shouldn't throw her away, either, because that's just a stupid and horrible thing to do and I'll come over and poison you.
[There's a bit of a silence. You can hear the store owner coughing nervously]
So come to Dolfies R Us~ [Have an adorable little smile~]
[The feed ends, and the store details pop up on the screen.]
Hello, citizens of the Thor. Umm.
[It looks like she's trying to remember something. Oh, right.]
Have you ever wanted a doll that was unlike any other? A little... pretend girl to take care of, and to love like your own daughter? [Notice how she looked a little annoyed at the "pretend" part.]
Then, you should come to Dolfies R Us! We have hundreds of high-quality dolls in store, and they're all looking for a loving home.
By the way, if you do buy a doll here, you should really make sure you take care of her. Like... you shouldn't just leave her on a shelf all day to get dusty, you should make sure she's clean and happy. And that she gets to see lots of interesting things, so she won't get bored. Like flowers. And you shouldn't drop her either, because...
[And then the store owner can be heard talking from somewhere behind the camera.] Hey, that wasn't in the script we practised!
...because that will hurt her, and it will make her really unhappy. And you should let her be able to do whatever she wants instead of being a human's tool all the time. And you shouldn't throw her away, either, because that's just a stupid and horrible thing to do and I'll come over and poison you.
[There's a bit of a silence. You can hear the store owner coughing nervously]
So come to Dolfies R Us~ [Have an adorable little smile~]
[The feed ends, and the store details pop up on the screen.]