ACTION; Understanding other cultures is the key to getting along in a global society, you jerk
[Okay guys, Gintoki doesn't really do Christmas or Christmas gifts, being pretty Japanese and all. A Christmas cake and some mikan, yeah, but gift exchanges? Naaah. So imagine his surprise when he got gifts this year. And now that he feels like a right douche, everyone who got him a gift will find this inside an envelope with their name on it, put in the door's mail slot for safekeeping (save for a few freakouts when he realized that some doors moaned when you slid mail into their mail slot and some yelling and screaming about perverted idiots)]
[Riku and Shinpachi, you got one strictly so that you'd know they exist and because you're employees, not to use them. Sakamoto, you don't get one, you're a rich asshole. Zura, you don't get one, you're just an asshole. Since Renji is gone now (and Gintoki doesn't know), any of his roommates can pick it up and give it back to Gintoki if they want. Feel free to message/barge in on Gintoki, as he's currently watching TV and munching on mikans.]
[Riku and Shinpachi, you got one strictly so that you'd know they exist and because you're employees, not to use them. Sakamoto, you don't get one, you're a rich asshole. Zura, you don't get one, you're just an asshole. Since Renji is gone now (and Gintoki doesn't know), any of his roommates can pick it up and give it back to Gintoki if they want. Feel free to message/barge in on Gintoki, as he's currently watching TV and munching on mikans.]