Cinque [video]

[p_p_p_pasta]

Uhm... uhm... [Italy kind of fidgets in his seat, obviously nervous about what he's about to say]

Hey, Envy? I sort of... uhm... spent most of my money on ingredients! But now I can make lots of pasta, so I'll just pay you in that, okay?

Oh! Oh! Speaking of! Today is World Pasta Day! Or... or it would have been...So I thought we could all

Comments

[virulentfacade]

I don't want your disgusting shit.

[p_p_p_pasta]

I-It's not shit, it's pasta! Really!

[virulentfacade]

Unless you find some way to give me what was agreed, I'm going to tear out your organs and replace your fucking noodles with them.

[p_p_p_pasta]

I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!!!

[virulentfacade]

I'm going to redecorate the walls with your skin if you don't think quickly, boy.

[p_p_p_pasta]

My skin wouldn't be good wallpaper!

[virulentfacade]

Quickly.

[p_p_p_pasta]

Even if you put it up quickly, it wouldn't!!!

[virulentfacade]

You stupid little shit. You think you can lie to me so easily and I won't hurt you? You really think I won't cut you open?

...I'm sorry but he MUST butt in. Italy is feeding him >:

[meatbun_monkey]

Hey.

Asshole.

Back off.

it's okay envy just thinks it's funny when people try to interfere

[virulentfacade]

Oh, my, another little hero. Run along, fly, before I swat you.

poor Envy, doomed to be forever bugged by agile fighting midgets

[meatbun_monkey]

Tch, is that the best you've got? I've heard better threats from totally weak bums off the street!

for fucking ever 8(

[virulentfacade]

I don't give a shit, brat. You're of no interest or use to me.

/pities

[meatbun_monkey]

That's your problem then, unless you leave him alone.

[virulentfacade]

I'm ending this conversation now, little boy. And if you're wise you'll keep your nose where it belongs.

[meatbun_monkey]

Yeah, we'll see about that.