badou ☢ nails; I’m not a prophet but I’m here to profit that’s my life nothing is sacred

[nicotine_patch]

[►VIDEO post;]

[the feed, likely activated with all that random button-pushing, which is making beep boop noises, shows a close-up of Badou Nails' nostrils]

Ahuh, yup. My ectoplasm echolocater device says you got some serious spooks here, missus. Mean ones.

[some indistinct, mechanic warbling, like a bunch of coins being shaken together in a

Comments

[placid]

You can find ghosts?

[ VOICE ]

[nicotine_patch]

You got ghosts?

Re: [ VOICE ]

[placid]

I sure hope so.

Re: [ VOICE ]

[nicotine_patch]

What you some kinda queershit goth or somethin'.

[jajankengon]

I didn't know there were ghosts on the ship.

[ VOICE ]

[nicotine_patch]

...Th...ere are.

Re: [ VOICE ]

[jajankengon]

That's so cool!

Re: [ VOICE ]

[nicotine_patch]

- I kick their asses.

As you can see.

I'm a goddamn ghostbuster!

[nicebruise]

[ Have a girl giving you an annoyed look, Badou WHICH IM SURE HE'S USED TO]

[ VOICE ]

[nicotine_patch]

[READIN' MY PAPER]

[HATERS GON HATE, BABE]

[ Video ]

[nicebruise]

[ Takes a deep breath]

It's nice to know scam artists come clean like this over their guides.

Re: [ Video ]

[nicotine_patch]

[mother of fffffffffff -- ]

video

[notkuwabarasgf]

That's a very spirited ghost you're fighting with.

Re: video

[nicotine_patch]

It's misunderstood. Hadda rough home life!

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[notkuwabarasgf]

Maybe yelling at it wouldn't help.

Re: video

[nicotine_patch]

Therapy's for jackasses, though, an' I don't got that kinda time! This goddamn spirit needs to get gone.

[VIDEO]

[yooramesshiiii]

You're so fulla shit.

Re: [VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

You're made of fucking shit.

Re: [VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

From the turd swirl on the top'a your head, to your fuckin' bowl floaters feet.

Re: [VIDEO]

[nicotine_patch]

You're all shit.