Dec 10, 2010 18:55
[hey everybody, it's time for Soul Theory with Professor Stein!
...and by "Soul Theory" we mean "nine million frog dissections". But fear not! The class isn't dissecting frogs today. Today they're going to be observing and taking notes as Stein dissects a super-ultra-rare creature from the planet! In fact, this alien creature is so rare that it is quite probably the last of its kind. It is vaguely bird-shaped, and doesn't appear to have the ability to verbally protest its impending doom, so Stein has it strapped down to the teacher's desk and is preparing to get down to business, a scalpel in each hand.]
All right class, settle down. Today I'll be dissecting this very rare bird for the class. Be sure to take notes because you're going to be writing a paper on it later.
[His tone during this little speech is almost bored, but when he actually looks down at the creature in question a little maniacal glint can be seen in his eyes.]
Any questions before we begin?
[ooc: Students, teacher's aides, and anyone else who might conceivably be at school are welcome to jump in with action! have fun watching the madness or maybe trying to talk the good Professor Stein out of dissecting this poor alien.]
dr. franken stein