003 || Video || Yeah, I'm afraid (backdated to mid November)
[ See Bruce.
See Bruce unloading a barbie car.
See Bruce studiously ignore Lex.
See Lex.
See Lex complaining copiously as he jerks out of his coat and tries to scrape some attractive red goop off it.
See Lex fail at this task, and also realize there is more red goop... in his hair. ]
--is more expensive than that entire house, and thanks to you collapsing it on us in what I'm going to presume was a senile whim, it's ruined.
[ See Bruce eye the Guide, damn well knowing it's on.
See him say jack to Lex.
See Lex turn to glare in corporate disgust at the gelatinous glob of googliegunk on the back of their barbie car. ]
A bear? A gummy bear. That's beyond improbable! Does it have gelatin brains? A gelatinous nervous system? If we'd been able to observe it in its native state, would we have seen gelatinous synapses in its ridiculous, gummy head?
[ See Bruce roll his eyes.
See Bruce continue to unload the car.
See Lex glare at the remains of the gummy bear. ]
Did we need to drag its half melted gooey mass back? Really, Wayne, I hardly thought a businessman of your calibur would be so hung up on ephemeral trophies.
[ See Bruce ignore Lex even harder.
See Lex not shut up. ]
On the bright side, even if the house was haunted, it's irrelevant. It's no longer standing, in any sense of the word.
[ See Lex catch sight of the red light on the Guide.
See Lex put on his disgruntled corporate smile. ]
And that would be why, in the future, we'll leave the gummy bear hunting to the professionals. Goodnight.
[ See Bruce not give a damn what Lex said, and turn to affix the Guide with a pointed look before holding up the gelatinous head of what once might have been a bear and asking... ]
Anyone hungry?
See Bruce unloading a barbie car.
See Bruce studiously ignore Lex.
See Lex.
See Lex complaining copiously as he jerks out of his coat and tries to scrape some attractive red goop off it.
See Lex fail at this task, and also realize there is more red goop... in his hair. ]
--is more expensive than that entire house, and thanks to you collapsing it on us in what I'm going to presume was a senile whim, it's ruined.
[ See Bruce eye the Guide, damn well knowing it's on.
See him say jack to Lex.
See Lex turn to glare in corporate disgust at the gelatinous glob of googliegunk on the back of their barbie car. ]
A bear? A gummy bear. That's beyond improbable! Does it have gelatin brains? A gelatinous nervous system? If we'd been able to observe it in its native state, would we have seen gelatinous synapses in its ridiculous, gummy head?
[ See Bruce roll his eyes.
See Bruce continue to unload the car.
See Lex glare at the remains of the gummy bear. ]
Did we need to drag its half melted gooey mass back? Really, Wayne, I hardly thought a businessman of your calibur would be so hung up on ephemeral trophies.
[ See Bruce ignore Lex even harder.
See Lex not shut up. ]
On the bright side, even if the house was haunted, it's irrelevant. It's no longer standing, in any sense of the word.
[ See Lex catch sight of the red light on the Guide.
See Lex put on his disgruntled corporate smile. ]
And that would be why, in the future, we'll leave the gummy bear hunting to the professionals. Goodnight.
[ See Bruce not give a damn what Lex said, and turn to affix the Guide with a pointed look before holding up the gelatinous head of what once might have been a bear and asking... ]
Anyone hungry?