[The video blips on to a rather jolly old man. He clears his throat before speaking.]
Ah, Mr. Nails! I retrieved those photos today! And as promised, I paid you in cash. Outside your room you will find precisely two million of these!
[He reaches into his pants pocket and holds one of these up to the camera.]
You're quite the fortunate fellow! I've never had to make so many of these before! Oh, and I'm sure you're wondering, so I'll just go ahead and tell you. These are all redeemable at any King Bradley sponsored and endorsed stores and vendors. As of now, the only two places that accept them are Xorblat's Assorted Melons cart, and the Dwarfed Giraffe. Ah, I should also mention that you can only tip with them. And only to Greed.
Oh yes! You can also redeem them at any Selim Bradley near you! He exchanges them for candy. It's sort of a little thing we did back home. It's quite adorable.
You're quite the lucky man, Mr. Nails! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[The video blips off.]