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[romanticzero]

[Before the feed can come in to focus a sea of red comes across the blurring screen, and following it is an annoyed grunt.]

[When it comes to focus, there is a gorgeous red head to be seen. One who's obviously not too pleased with his situation, but calm nonetheless. Yes. Damn it. HE IS CALM! ...for the most part

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[stompyerface]

I wish it was a joke. I wanna go home.

[romanticzero]

...

[Huh. What's this? Someone actually replied. Ain't that taking the joke too far? WAIT. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING THEN? -- A moment passes and he holds up the towel given to him.]

So what would you call this exactly? [Still in denial.]

[stompyerface]

Uh....reality?

[romanticzero]

[Frowns- OKAY so THIS IS happening. FML-- facade tiem]

Ah? So everything's gone... Would you know what I'm supposed to do now?

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[brothercumface]

A - ah... Mister, it's n - not a joke.

I'm s - sorry...

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[romanticzero]

Hm. That's some pretty good acting there. But we both know the fun is over.

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[romanticzero]

So how about you tell me the truth now?

(ooc: Sorry, Mina. He's in denial and still thinks this is all a bad joke. So don't let it mean anything else to you~)

1/2 i can does combo too!

[brothercumface]

Um.

I wasn't acting, mister. If I had it would have been...

VIDEO

[itsnotzura]

Hm... Vogons do not often follow a "knock knock" format, so I do not believe what you have been told are jokes.

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[romanticzero]

[He's so DUMBFOUNDED by what you even said he's mostly just staring, waiting for you to make sense.]

Huh?

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[itsnotzura]

It's not "huh," it's "who's there."

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[romanticzero]

What?

[weekwizard]

From what I understand, your world has been destroyed. Or so they say. I am unsure whether or not this is the truth, but the fact that you're here now instead of where you came from is evidence supporting that statement.

[romanticzero]

You've got to be kidding me.

[weekwizard]

I wish I was. I would love to return to my home as much as you do, and the same could be said of every other refugee on this ship. But we can't.

[romanticzero]

[WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAKE SENSE and sound so sincere about it?]

So this....

[Final stage of denial: acceptance] Well, this sucks.

[onewithwild]

It's not a joke, I'm sorry.

[romanticzero]

[HOLDS UP THE TOWEL, ANNOYED]

How is it not?

[onewithwild]

Aliens think towels are always needed.

[romanticzero]

...

Okay. Fine. I'll pretend to believe this if you hurry up and get to the part where you laugh at me and I go home.