Episode 1 [Video]
[The feed opens to a VERY close-up image of something red up against the screen. It’s hard to tell what it is because it’s so close, but occasionally there’s the sight of a nostril sniffing at the Guide, or a bright golden eye peering over the image. Off-screen, you can hear a Vogon protesting rather loudly.]
You there! Is this what you call filling in these forms?!
Huh?
[This draws the attention of the being in front of the Guide, who turns away and back at a very angry Vogon behind him. Now that the screen is unobstructed, you can see that the figure that was so closely examining the Guide was a red dinosaur-like creature with bright yellow eyes. He is red all over save for the white underbelly and black markings all over him, with wing-like ear appendages and three sharp claws on his hands and feet. The creature looks over curiously.]
You are supposed to fill in these forms, not make a mess of them! [The Vogon shows the creature the paperwork, which appears to have just been scribbled on with random lines, swirls, and vague childish drawings.]
I don’t know how.
[The Vogon is clearly unimpressed.]
You’re going to have to re-fill these forms, and properly this time.
But I want playtime!
No, there’s no time for ‘playtime.’
But there’s always time for playtime!
[A long, exasperated sighs as he disappears behind the counter for another set of forms.] Why is this thing even here? Is it someone’s pet? It should be kept with the Battle Monsters!
[The creature doesn’t seem to understand what the Vogon is so upset over, nor is he showing very much interest in it, being more intrigued with the activity around the Thor. The Vogon reappears with new forms.]
Now, here you--!! Hey, come back here!
[The creature isn’t listening, instead wandering curiously over to another alien passing by. The Guide seems to have been forgotten by both the creature and the Vogon, but it’s still running.]
You there! Is this what you call filling in these forms?!
Huh?
[This draws the attention of the being in front of the Guide, who turns away and back at a very angry Vogon behind him. Now that the screen is unobstructed, you can see that the figure that was so closely examining the Guide was a red dinosaur-like creature with bright yellow eyes. He is red all over save for the white underbelly and black markings all over him, with wing-like ear appendages and three sharp claws on his hands and feet. The creature looks over curiously.]
You are supposed to fill in these forms, not make a mess of them! [The Vogon shows the creature the paperwork, which appears to have just been scribbled on with random lines, swirls, and vague childish drawings.]
I don’t know how.
[The Vogon is clearly unimpressed.]
You’re going to have to re-fill these forms, and properly this time.
But I want playtime!
No, there’s no time for ‘playtime.’
But there’s always time for playtime!
[A long, exasperated sighs as he disappears behind the counter for another set of forms.] Why is this thing even here? Is it someone’s pet? It should be kept with the Battle Monsters!
[The creature doesn’t seem to understand what the Vogon is so upset over, nor is he showing very much interest in it, being more intrigued with the activity around the Thor. The Vogon reappears with new forms.]
Now, here you--!! Hey, come back here!
[The creature isn’t listening, instead wandering curiously over to another alien passing by. The Guide seems to have been forgotten by both the creature and the Vogon, but it’s still running.]