Nov 13, 2010 19:26
[Time for a public service announcement! The video cuts on to reveal our "cheery" quartet of Heero, Asch, Kitaniji, and Sasuke. None of them seem particularly eager to start.]
[Heero turns to stare at Asch.] You go first.
Tch! [Asch seems less than pleased, but starts speaking anyway, delivering each sentence in a monotone expected of one reciting something he's heard over and over and over again.] "Don't waste your time thinking about the worst when we each need to stay positive and hope for the best." Just do what you can.
[Once done, Asch glances at his companions silently as if to say "who's next?"]
[Heero sighs and proceeds.] "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." That stupid saying doesn't even mean anything...
Believe it.
[Kitaniji deadpans.] "Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."
Believe it.
"All we can do is prepare for anything, good or bad, and keep hoping that everything will be all right."
Believe it.
"So what's the point in spreading negativity around everywhere?"
[deadpan] "Enjoy the moment."
[Finally Sasuke gets up to leave. However, it seems the man in charge will have none of this. He starts barking out orders, all the while beaming cheerfully.]
CUT!! Hey guys! There are still five more pages of lines for us to get through, you know! I want them delivered with sincerity. Smile Sunshines~! Asch -- those were good, but they aren't in the script! Heero, you need to speak up. Kitaniji, give me more feeling. Sasuke...!! Are you just going to walk out in the middle of everything?
Believe it.
B-but...!
[Heero = green, Asch = red, Kitaniji = gray, Sasuke = blue, the boss = purple]
megumi kitaniji,
heero yuy,
asch the bloody,
uchiha sasuke